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Census The 2016 General Pizza Election

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Nov 8, 2016.

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Pick your topping

Poll closed Nov 9, 2016.
  1. Anchovies

    23.5%
  2. Mushrooms

    76.5%
  1. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Given a certain event that is happening today, the choices are as such, both unpopular (I performed unextensive research), and americentric. Fill your boots and your mouths.
     
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  2. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    * writes in pineapple *
     
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  3. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm the only person I know who likes anchovies on pizza.
     
  4. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    I've actually never had anchovies. Are they as bad as advertised?
     
  5. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They're an acquired taste I'll admit.
     
  6. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I've never had an electoral choice this difficult before. I mean, anchovies have charisma, attitude and strength to be what they are. Mushrooms are unpopular but steadfast. They rarely disappoint or fail to be exactly what you expect.
     
  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    *writes in Pepperoni*
     
  8. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Sorry, we are using the Georgia laws regarding write-in candidates. Any candidate that wanted to be written in had to have published a notice in a general circulation newspaper prior to the beginning of balloting.
     
  9. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  10. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mushrooms are unpopular? Aren't they like on half of all pizzas? By contrast I've always heard of anchovies as a pizza topping, but I've never seen it happen.
     
  11. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    I don't eat pizza, but voted for mushrooms, as I eat them with other things.
     
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  12. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Anchovies. Superb, Digs, with this thread you've helped me recapture how I felt a few hours ago when I forced myself to make a binary choice and finally experienced for myself what voters mean when they say they want to take a shower afterwards.

    Coincidentally, all my family members who went the opposite way love mushrooms on their pizza.
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    Good anchovies are good. Not-good anchovies are terrible.

    Also, not on pizza.
     
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  14. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    But... but I like anchovies and mushrooms on pizza.

    This is like the opposite of how these things are supposed to work.
     
  15. a star war

    a star war Jedi Master star 4

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    Mushrooms are disgusting fungi. You're basically eating a disease.
     
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  16. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Which means it still fits perfectly.
     
  17. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mushrooms grow in horse ****.
     
  18. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    I look forward to the media declaring pizza tonight


    Missa ab iPhona mea est.
     
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  19. Nanaki

    Nanaki Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 5, 2016
    You mean cow ****?

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I547 using Tapatalk
     
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  20. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No no I meant horse ****.
     
  21. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Okay well, I voted for anchovies...just because I'm curious to see what they taste like on a pizza. Just like that one episode of Futurama.
     
  22. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    the psychedelic ones grow in cow ****, man,
     
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  23. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    I am a mushroom girl, but I like them crispy not spongy chewy. Not sure if I have ever had anchovies either but I understand they lend a very briny hit of saltiness to the mix.