Ah, Disney! The happiest place of Earth, home of well-known characters like "constant human rights violations regarding the working conditions in their factories" or "the negative effect and pervasive nature of princess-related merchandise on young girls"! The corporate behemoth that has absorbed every single facet of nostalgia-driven entertainment! Look at their theme parks and marvel at what Third Reich Germany could have been! ITT let's all raise our glasses and sing "all hail the Copyright Term Extension Act! May the profits never fail!" Wait, it's April's Fools?