The "Ask Monkey a noob question and get an answer!" Thread (HUMOUR)

heh Monkey_jedi is kinda out of the loop for the next 24hrs or so

but will be back latter tonight or early in the morning.



±THE MAJIC LIVES ON

 

Monkey, you should know better than to post here with a sock while being banned... it'll only lenghten the time of your ban.

 

[face_shocked] And mis-using "Teh-Mole" game icon too...where's Jedi_Benji when you need a Benji ban?

 

And mis-using "Teh-Mole" game icon too...where's Jedi_Benji when you need a Benji ban?


You Called?[/MuchoBenji]

*cue Benji Music*

And now for my Next Trick, Benji Banning Monkey Sock!

*Benji Bans Monkey Sock*

See you in 24

 

Benji, you're my hero...

 

How do you type this? æµ



???????


/,,/
Rock on!

 

Um, did you just get your own answer? I think I missed something!

 

See, that's why he's asking Monkey and not you.

 

^SHE understands, why dont you strid?

You Called?[/MuchoBenji]

*cue Benji Music*

And now for my Next Trick, Benji Banning Monkey Sock!

*Benji Bans Monkey Sock*

See you in 24

Heh Benji you are my hero to!

but im back and ready to answer the little peoples questions!


±

 

Morgaine: "See, that's why he's asking Monkey and not you. "

Ah...tis be true...

 

but im back and ready to answer the little peoples questions!

Then why won't you answer mine?

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

well the aswer lies with-in ? er what ever that means! the answer i have just come up with is 42 chucks per minute! ...:whisperr that just sounds good :whisper:

±

 

Why do drive-thru ATMs have Braille?

 

cuz some blind people use special heat seaking cars to find the bank ?

 

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

What am I?

 

Monkey, how reliable are spy reports?

I've never encountered the EU... is any of it worth attention?

Should I get a Pentium 4 or an Athlon 64bit processor?

What colour socks am I wearing?

 

Monkey

Whats the internal velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Mister Monkey, should I put down the xbox controller after 20 two days of nearly continuous KOTOR gameplay and let my brother play the game that he bought but has yet to open a file on? Or should i tell the ungrateful whelp to get lost?

 

Monkey, what's the speed of light divided by pi?

 

Mister Monkey, should I put down the xbox controller after 20 two days of nearly continuous KOTOR gameplay and let my brother play the game that he bought but has yet to open a file on? Or should i tell the ungrateful whelp to get lost?


Tell him to get lost KOTOR=the best game evah!

Monkey, what's the speed of light divided by pi?

well it's by all reasonable acounts 42 I dont know how its 42 but it is


Monkey

Whats the internal velocity of an unladen swallow?

is it an african swallow?

Monkey, how reliable are spy reports?

I've never encountered the EU... is any of it worth attention?

Should I get a Pentium 4 or an Athlon 64bit processor?

What colour socks am I wearing?
EU is great stuff get a athalon 64bit and your wearing white/blue/green/red/whateverothercolor youcanthinkof! yes....

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

What am I?
the wind? no a coconut?

 

*BUMP*

 

Hey Monkey, here's one for you...

If you -bump- a thread, does it create a ripple in the Force? And if it does, does it have the effect on events in the universe like that theorized in Chaos Theory regarding the Butterfly Effect? Could your bumping the thread be the conduit that allows the rise of the Empire?

Wow... just THINK of the possibilities!

 

i never thought of that!

Amazing

 

i never thought of that!

I stumped the Monkey! I stumped the Monkey!

*Begins performing really bad white-boy victory dance...

Spikes small, unsuspecting fuzzy creature*

Ooooo... Sorry, Bandit. Poor ferret.



He'll get over it. But anyway...

ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Mwa-hahahahahahahaha!

 

^^^^has lost it.


Monkey: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?