The "Ask Monkey a noob question and get an answer!" Thread (HUMOUR)

Monkey: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes? use only half of the 5 min timer! or just break them all and eat a raw egg!

 

Just for the record, I have not lost it.

You people REALLY don't want to be around if I lose it.

Of course, that said...

You have to HAVE it to LOSE it.

 

Monkey--Why can't I sleep at night?




Monkey--Why does OPPM hate me?

 

Monkey, why can't I get date?

 

^ NO well try E-dating and then call back.

^^you cant sleep cuz im in your dreams

P.S. to all you who missed me i was banned again

 

Monkey, why did you let your thread die?

 

Monkey_jedi, why am I called "Strid"?

 

Is there a problem with that? Strid's a cool name. We can call you "Strider"....

 

Monkey, why do I have an obsession with the dark side?

 

Nah, I see your point AcklayComeHome...too strange a name is that of "Stridar" .

 

Monkey, why do I have an obsession with the dark side?

wuh? ?

 

[face_shocked] Stormtrooper_Shrink, you stumped Monkey_jedi! This is a first!

 

^^NO its a second...but what does S_S mean by that ?

 

Dearsest monkey,
I want to ask you something thats been bugging me for a long time.
Why doesn't the whole world love and adore the SW universe?

 

^because they are not enlightend

 

Dear Monkey,

Can you give me a good reason as for why you are answering this question?

 

[n00b]tell me everything you know about grievous and sypho-dias, and be awared that i only like the original versions of anh and esb, i consider UE non canon, and if you have time, be sure to comment on supershadow.[/n00b]

 

jedi monkey

How come no one answers my question on what to do with the circuitry with an EL Lightsaber?


Also can u explain Osmosis to me?

 

^42

Dear Monkey,

Can you give me a good reason as for why you are answering this question?

because i can!

 

Monkey, why don't you ever be quiet?

 

i dont know let me think.

would you like me to not answer the newbies questions and leave them hangin?!....didnt think so.