Beyond - Legends The Beatles Sing Star Wars (Song parodies) (Mean Master Yoda) Updated 7/5/06!

Jaded_Girl's creepy, disembodied voice: Lord Beatles Thread...

Deep-voiced Thread: Yes... my reader....

Jaded_Girl's creepy, disembodied voice: Rise....


*thread rises to the top of the boards very dramatically with loud music and atmospheric fog effects*



Up! Please sir, I want some more!

 

WOOHOO! That was the best!!! Good times...parody writing is so much fun. I ran out of ideas, eventually, so I gave up. That was probably the last time I updated my website....

I bow to you and your great parodies.

 

NYC: That was awesome!!! I love how Jaina referred to Jacen as a lame half-hearted pacifist

Thanks, that was my favorite part too




Mags: *lol*
that was great
favourite line

Thank you

Kin finds a way back

Yup

*grins* poor Jace

Yeah, he can take it




Jaded: Jaded_Girl's creepy, disembodied voice: Lord Beatles Thread...
Deep-voiced Thread: Yes... my reader....
Jaded_Girl's creepy, disembodied voice: Rise....
*thread rises to the top of the boards very dramatically with loud music and atmospheric fog effects*

Best.Bump.Ever

Up! Please sir, I want some more!

I'll try and finish the Sgt. Pepper's parody soon



Laura: WOOHOO! That was the best!!! Good times...parody writing is so much fun. I ran out of ideas, eventually, so I gave up. That was probably the last time I updated my website... .

Thanks You should post your's sometime.

I bow to you and your great parodies.

 

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE?!?! And I claim to be a Beatles fan...

They were really awesome and just for kicks I went back and re-read them with the songs playing in the background.

My twin's a lame half-hearted pacifist

I think that's my favorite line out of them.

I love these! And I unsurprisingly want more!

 

<<delurks>>

Hey! What?s up with this? No reward for delurking here?

I love the Beatles! These were all fantastic! I laughed my butt off.


Hey, Dude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better...
Always better when it's SW... *hint, hint*

 

Back in the GFFA Go tell those jerks at Del Rey They were quite the jerks. Great job!

X-Wing Starfighter Well my dad's a pilot and he thinks he's hot
And my uncle blew the Death Star with one shot
My twin's a lame half-hearted pacifist

My hormones flair for guys with jet-black hair Got to watch out for them.



Great job!

 

redlady: Hey! What?s up with this? No reward for delurking here?

Reading this one is a reward in itself But your willingness to collect on that offer three times is flattering

I love the Beatles! These were all fantastic! I laughed my butt off.

I'm glad you liked them Sorry to hear about your butt


Hey, Dude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better...
Always better when it's SW... *hint, hint*

Yeah, I've got part of a "Hey, Jude" parody started but it's not really very close to being finished

Thanks again, jrl



Goddess: They were quite the jerks. Great job!

obviously I agree.

Got to watch out for them.

Indeed

Great job!

Thank you

 

I admit it, I lurk in here. Though only because I really don't know any Beatle's songs, so I never have had any clever comments to say. *hangs head in shame*
--Wynssa

 

BUMP!


More please

 

I thought for sure I'd delurked here already. Regardless - awesome parodies. I busted a gut at each one.

Brilliant!

 

Best.Bump.Ever.

*giggles with utter delight at the compliment* Thank you so much! So happy you liked it!



Hmmm. Actually, I don't think I can top it.

Tell you what. I'll wait here for your next brilliant parody and in the interim try to think of more amusing ups! ^_^


UP!

 

Wyn: I admit it, I lurk in here. Though only because I really don't know any Beatle's songs, so I never have had any clever comments to say. *hangs head in shame*

Awww, that's okay I won't ridicule you Thanks for reading

And you might want to pick up some Beatles CD's? they're pretty good



ThrawnRocks: BUMP!
More please

Yeah, I've been neglecting this Going to try really hard and get something up this week.



Lex: I thought for sure I'd delurked here already. Regardless - awesome parodies. I busted a gut at each one.
Brilliant!

Thanks, that's good to hear



Jaded_Girl: *giggles with utter delight at the compliment* Thank you so much! So happy you liked it!



Hmmm. Actually, I don't think I can top it.

It will be pretty tough

Tell you what. I'll wait here for your next brilliant parody and in the interim try to think of more amusing ups! ^_^

Deal The next one will be the Sgt. Pepper's paradoy if I ever sit down and finish it

 

Over two weeks? *tsk tsk* Yes, I believe an up is desperately needed...


Ooh! Hey, look! Some Imperials are having a meeting...


TAGGE: And what of YodaKenobi? If Darth RealLife has obtained a complete monopoly on his schedule, it is possible, however unlikely, that he might forget about us, and not update.

VADER: The post you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

MOTTI: Any parody made by YodaKenobi featuring a long defunct band would be a useless gesture, no matter how many CD's they still sell! This skank-pop is now the ultimate music in the universe! I suggest we play it.

VADER: Don't be too proud of this "Britney Spears" you've constructed. The ability to shake your booty is insignificant next to the power of true musical talent.

MOTTI: Don't try to frighten us with your oldies and classic rocker ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient band has not helped you conjure up the latest addition to this thread, or given you clairvoyance enough to figure out the next song parod...

*Vader gestures*

*Motti chokes*

VADER: I find your lack of musical taste disturbing.






*Jaded_Girl would now like to issue a formal apology to all those present who honestly like Britney Spears and her "music"*

*she would also like to formally apologize for that last set of quotation marks, as that wasn't very nice... *

*especially as she was trying to apologize in the first place... ^_^;;; *

*after all, diversity in taste makes the world go round, ne? *



[annoying Luke whine] UP!!!! [/whine]

 

That was very amusing, Jaded_Girl.

 

Wow, I'm so sorry this hasn't been updated in 5 months I've been on working on 3 other fics in that period, but I promise to update this eventually.

A few months back this won a Fan Fiction award for Best Song Fic? thanks to everyone who voted




Jaded_Girl: Over two weeks? *tsk tsk* Yes, I believe an up is desperately needed...
Ooh! Hey, look! Some Imperials are having a meeting...





TAGGE: And what of YodaKenobi? If Darth RealLife has obtained a complete monopoly on his schedule, it is possible, however unlikely, that he might forget about us, and not update.
VADER: The post you refer to will soon be back in our hands.
MOTTI: Any parody made by YodaKenobi featuring a long defunct band would be a useless gesture, no matter how many CD's they still sell! This skank-pop is now the ultimate music in the universe! I suggest we play it.
VADER: Don't be too proud of this "Britney Spears" you've constructed. The ability to shake your booty is insignificant next to the power of true musical talent.



MOTTI: Don't try to frighten us with your oldies and classic rocker ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient band has not helped you conjure up the latest addition to this thread, or given you clairvoyance enough to figure out the next song parod...
*Vader gestures*
*Motti chokes*
VADER: I find your lack of musical taste disturbing.



Okay, you are the greatest thread upper of all time. I don't have an award for that, but here, have a picture of Rambo:

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*Jaded_Girl would now like to issue a formal apology to all those present who honestly like Britney Spears and her "music"*
*she would also like to formally apologize for that last set of quotation marks, as that wasn't very nice... *




Thanks again




FelsGoddess: Hi





Okay, going to try and finish up one of those parodies I have half done soon sorry again for the delay

 

THESE ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
you put two of my favorite things together, Star Wars and the Beatles, that's just cool man!
I applaud you
--kt

 

FelsGoddess- Thanks! ^_^


YodaKenobi- Okay, you are the greatest thread upper of all time. I don't have an award for that, but here, have a picture of Rambo:

Awwww! Thank you so much!!!! That is one of the best compliments I've ever received! And I don't have a proper thank you gift, but here, have a picture of Weird Al Yankovic as Rambo!

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Uppers... and as soon as you can!

 

*uppers*

Yobi I hope you haven't forgotten about this

~ Mags ~

 

I salute you oh master!

thaey are amazing! oh the beatles and star wars together. now my life is compleat.

 

crackjacks: THESE ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Thanks so much Sorry for not replying to this sooner

you put two of my favorite things together, Star Wars and the Beatles, that's just cool man!
I applaud you

Thanks again, they're two of my favorite things too




Jaded_Girl: Awwww! Thank you so much!!!! That is one of the best compliments I've ever received! And I don't have a proper thank you gift, but here, have a picture of Weird Al Yankovic as Rambo!

That one's a little better

Uppers... and as soon as you can!

It's been almost a year, I had better get on it




Mags: Yobi I hope you haven't forgotten about this

Not forgotten, but I just wasn't willing to devote any time to it. I do have something worked up for it now though. Thanks for the bump




Hippy: I salute you oh master!



thaey are amazing! oh the beatles and star wars together. now my life is compleat.

I'm glad I could do that for you. Thanks for reading




Okay, after a hiatus from this that lasted way too long, I sat down today and wrote a parody. I should have it ready for tomorrow. My sincerest apologies for taking so long Hopefully it will be work the wait

 

Sorry again for the delay in updating this. I can't believe I haven't done a John Lennon song yet Well, here's one I wrote this yesterday. One of my favorites from "Abbey Road", this is a parody of the Lennon classic "Come Together." If by some chance you're not familiar with the song, the broken English is intentional I hope you all enjoy it

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[b]Come to Vader[/b]


Choke me...

Choke me...

Choke me...

Choke me...

Here come ol' black top
He come marchin' in stiffly
He got mask o' metal
He one heavy breather
He got [i]scars[/i] no one can see
Insurance premiums must kill on his policy

Choke me...

Choke me...

Choke me...

Choke me...

He wear no robes now
He got a vocoder
He got servomotors
He choke his employees
He say "when I met you, you taught me
Now I have no hair on what's left of my body"

Come to Vader, right now, Obi-Wan.

He reproduction
He got Luke an' Leia
He got mom, no papa
Has a way with children...
He got twins now that sometimes kiss
Underneath his mask all he can manage is "ick!"

Come to Vader, right now. You're my son.

[musical interlude filled with Vader's "NOOOoooOOOoooOOO"]

He troll the Death Star
He got Luke in binders
He got good inside him
Lack of faith disturbin'
He's locked in a suit and can't get free
Got to be a problem when he's trying to pee

Come to Vader, right now, Palpatine.

Choke me...

Choke me...

Choke me...

Come to Vader, yeah.

Come to Vader, yeah.

Come to Vader, yeah!

 

That was amazing how do you come up withthose lyrics?

Come together is one of my favoret songs. And abby road is an amazing albem.

He's locked in a suit and can't get free
Got to be a problem when he's trying to pee

inspired.

He got twins now that sometimes kiss
Underneath his mask all he can manage is "ick!"

great line, and proberly true, he may be the dark lord of the sith, but i dont think he would hold insest in any better light.


Truely brillient you should get a record deal.

 

Finally! I've been waiting for you to update this.

He got twins now that sometimes kiss
Underneath his mask all he can manage is "ick!"
ROFL!

He troll the Death Star
He got Luke in binders
He got good inside him
Lack of faith disturbin'
He's locked in a suit and can't get free
Got to be a problem when he's trying to pee

OMG!!

Choke me...

Come to Vader, yeah.

That was awesome! *laughing so hard I'm choking*

Star Wars and the Beatles "come together" = the best!

Hilarious, YK. Thanks for the laughs.

 

awesome

~ Mags ~

 

This is just too clever! BTW, what can you do with "I wanna hold your Hand?"