Beyond - Legends The Beatles Sing Star Wars (Song parodies) (Mean Master Yoda) Updated 7/5/06!

That was great. Your words worked right in with melody.

There are so many songs... so little time.

 

OMG!

I had to take a moment to catch my breath before responding. I was laughing so hard...

Yobi, this is amazing! My favorite, for sure.

(And my all-time fav Lennon song!)

Fantastic!

oldj

 

YK: Obi/Ani/Luke/Leia... is that legal?



- The Imperial Ewok

 

Oh

my

goodness.



That might just be my favorite one of these, too! So perfectly done, and I kept hearing John Lennon's voice with the creepy breathing in the background, no matter how hard I tried not to.

 

Hippy: hat was amazing how do you come up withthose lyrics?

Thanks I just try and think of things that I think are funny

Come together is one of my favoret songs. And abby road is an amazing albem.

I agree wholeheartedly. When I was writing it I put Come Together on to get into the song and ended up listening to the whole thing. Couldn't hit stop once it got going

inspired.



great line, and proberly true, he may be the dark lord of the sith, but i dont think he would hold insest in any better light.

Yeah, I don't imagine he would be thrilled Perhaps even less given Leia's thoughts on Vader's interrogation in The Swarm War...

Truely brillient you should get a record deal.

I don't know how much of a market there is for Beatles parodies with SW lyrics

Thanks for reading




Red: Finally! I've been waiting for you to update this.

Sorry it took so long

ROFL!



OMG!!
That was awesome! *laughing so hard I'm choking*

Thanks You need me to do the Heimlich?

Star Wars and the Beatles "come together" = the best!

Agreed

Hilarious, YK. Thanks for the laughs.

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading




Maggy: awesome

Thanks!




divapilot: This is just too clever!

Thank you

BTW, what can you do with "I wanna hold your Hand?"

I can think of one or two things I'll keep it in mind, thanks!




RM: That was great. Your words worked right in with melody.

Thanks so much

There are so many songs... so little time.

I know what you mean. They had a lot of great songs




oldj: OMG!
I had to take a moment to catch my breath before responding. I was laughing so hard...

That's the sort of reaction I like

Yobi, this is amazing! My favorite, for sure.

Thanks so much I think it might be my favorite too so far.

(And my all-time fav Lennon song!)

A good one, yeah I Am the Walrus is my all-time favorite song though, Lennon or otherwise

Fantastic!

Thanks again




Thrawn: Obi/Ani/Luke/Leia... is that legal?

Am I supposed to say "I will make it legal" or "I don't want to see this stunted slime in my sight again"

I think you forgot about Shmi too

Thanks for reading




Rodian: Oh
my
goodness.



That might just be my favorite one of these, too!

Hehe, I think it's mine so far too.

So perfectly done, and I kept hearing John Lennon's voice with the creepy breathing in the background, no matter how hard I tried not to.



I considered using the sound of Vader's breathing instead of "Choke me" for the intro. I think it might be better. I just wasn't sure how to spell it. Digging through the novels to see if there's an official spelling for that

Thanks for reading!

 

Thanks You need me to do the Heimlich?

LOL!

Agreed

Then, when can we have more?

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading

Enjoyed it a lot, you never disappoint.

 

MORE!!!
(Dying of laughter)

 

Red: LOL!



Then, when can we have more?

No idea I'll try and come up with something soon

Enjoyed it a lot, you never disappoint.

Aww, thanks




master_jade: MORE!!!
(Dying of laughter)

I'm glad you liked it Thanks for reading. I'll try and think of something new soon

 

Oh god.; Ihaven't laughed like that in ages.. my dogs actually came to check up on me that I hadn't died or anything from lack of oxygen.. Seriously you should post a warning.. so no untimely deaths happen.. just kidding.. would love to hear some more.. *oliver twist voice* please..

 

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it, and glad you made it Hope your dogs weren't too alarmed

 

I dunno how I missed this update but it rocks! I love Vader fics.

 

I just reread this entire thing, and YodaKenobi? It's as awesome now as it was when I first read it. No-better, beacuse of the updates!

Brilliant!

 

Sil: I dunno how I missed this update but it rocks! I love Vader fics.

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I like Vader too



Striker: I just reread this entire thing, and YodaKenobi? It's as awesome now as it was when I first read it. No-better, beacuse of the updates!
Brilliant!



Thank you, you're too kind



I wrote a little something for this last night I'll post in a bit, since this needs updating...

 

Okay, I spent about 10 minutes writing this last night and it shows This is a parody of "Mean Mister Mustard," another Lennon tune from Abbey Road and one of my personal favorites

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[b]Mean Master Yoda[/b]


Mean Master Yoda walks with a limp,
cane like a pimp,
strollin' Dagobah.

Sleeps in a hut all alone.
Always standing up with a groan.
Yaddle, it is certain he boned.

Such a mean Yoda...

Such a mean Yoda...

His padawan is Skywalker,
He's so unsure.
He must face Vader.

Shows him how to lift his downed craft.
Ate Luke's dinner then had a laugh.
Clubs an astromech with his staff.

Such a grumpy ol' dwarf...

Grumpy ol' drawf...

 

LMAO!!!

It's in Yoda-speak, too!

I guess Yoda is a perfect Mean Mr. Mustard, sleeping alone in the park - okay, swamp - and always shouting obscenities. Yep, that's Yoda alright.



Okay, I spent about 10 minutes writing this last night and it shows

It shows that you had a 10 minute flash of brilliance. Seriously, thanks for making me laugh once again, Yobi.

 

^^ What Red said...

But I think this outs your secret identity, YodaKenobi: you're John Lennon!

- The Imperial Ewok

 

Okay Beatles song in Yodaspeak! You are my hero!

I'll take your ten minutes any day

 

I'm glad you decided to revive this thread, yodakenobi. it's great!

 

I love these.

 

brillant

~ Mags ~

 

You live up to your username, YK. Very nice update.

 

I almost missed this. Feel ashamed, actually.

You know, I don't believe I've heard of this song. My Beatles knowledge is sadly lacking compared to what it should be.

 

nice, nice

gotta keep checking in on this one

 

Red: LMAO!!!



It's in Yoda-speak, too!

Well, a few lines at least Not sure that was really on purpose.

I guess Yoda is a perfect Mean Mr. Mustard, sleeping alone in the park - okay, swamp - and always shouting obscenities. Yep, that's Yoda alright.

He does mutter to himself a lot. I'm betting those are curse words...

It shows that you had a 10 minute flash of brilliance. Seriously, thanks for making me laugh once again, Yobi.

Aww

Thanks, Liz I'm glad you enjoyed it.




Thrawn: What Red said...

She's an excellent person to repeat

But I think this outs your secret identity, YodaKenobi: you're John Lennon!



Just don't tell Yoko. I'm hiding from her




TKL: Okay Beatles song in Yodaspeak!

I should make the whole thing that way. Like:

"In a hut, he sleeps all alone.
Standing up always with a groan.
Yaddle, it is certain he boned. "

So on Maybe I'll rewrite it.

You are my hero!

Aww, thanks

I'll take your ten minutes any day

I'll sell it to you. I have very reasonable rates on 10 Yobi minutes




madehound: I'm glad you decided to revive this thread, yodakenobi. it's great!

Well, thanks for your encouragement and reminder that it needed updated. I'll try and have a decent-sized parody up in the near future.

Thanks for reading



RM: I love these.

Thank you



Maggy: brillant

Thanks!



Sil: You live up to your username, YK. Very nice update.

Hehe. Thank you very much



Striker: I almost missed this. Feel ashamed, actually.

Nah, you were right on time!

You know, I don't believe I've heard of this song. My Beatles knowledge is sadly lacking compared to what it should be.

Aww. Well, I highly recommend taking a listen sometime. Actually, to the whole Abbey Road album since its tucked into a long continuous music piece. Here are the original lyrics for "Mean Mister Mustard":

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,
Shaves in the dark,
Tryin' to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road.
Saving up to buy some clothes.
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.

Such a mean old man...

Such a mean old man...

His sister Pam works in the shop.
She never stops.
She's a go-getter.

Takes him out to look at the Queen.
Only place that he's ever been.
Always shouts out something obscene...

Such a dirty old man...

A dirty old man...

Hope that helps, at least. Thanks again for reading



maramijade: nice, nice
gotta keep checking in on this one

Thanks I'll try and make sure there's something new to check in on

 

*finally returns to post*

Come To Vader: Oh my gosh, you didn't! Here come ol' black top... He got scars no one can see, Insurance premiums must kill on his policy... Got to be a problem when he's trying to pee... Come to Vader, right now, Palpatine. My favorites, though they were so hard to choose! A FABULOUS job, as usual, and worthy of being logged with your previous posts!


Mean Master Yoda: Okay, confession time. I didn't remember this song, so I pulled it up on YouTube. Boy am I glad I did! Having now heard it, I can fully appreciate your parody! "cane like a pimp..." Ha! Aww, man! You are brilliant! I actually like this onr better than "Come To Vader", and that is saying something!


Can't wait for an update! So glad you're posting again!