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The Blue Moon Cantina XX: Home of the Dancing Ewoks!​

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Welcome to the Blue Moon Cantina, Home of the Forum Feud Champion Dancing Ewoks! Now in our 20th edition!

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Our staff!
The Captain - Rebecca_Daniels
Master of the Drink - Adalia-Durron
The Lady of the Meal (and waffles) - Warrior_Goddess
Keeper of the Change - Khalia Octa
The Thrower of People - Ananta Chetan

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The Rules –

1. The first rule of the BMC is: You do not talk about the BMC.
2. The second rule of the BMC is: You DO NOT talk about the BMC!
3. No "Shaven" Wookiees or Ewoks allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
4. Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one
5. To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
6. Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes.
7. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
8. The Dancing Ewoks are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
9. Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
10. You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
11. All patrons must pay homage to The Dancing Ewoks.
12. Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
13. Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
14. Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
15. Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
16. No shirt? No Shoes? .... Well at least you have pants! You do have pants right?
17. All Ewoks drink for free!
18. Do not set the bar on fire.
19. Have fun! But only The Dancing Ewoks can have too much fun.
20. Never go anywhere without a knife.

Once again, many congratulations to the Dancing Ewoks, you did us all in the EUC proud!

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*slides up to the bar and orders a drink*

 

Niub Niub!!!!!

 

Ooohh new thread!! Lady of the meal? I love it.

*passes out drinks*

 

Plenty of Imperial human steaks available.

 

Morning and a new thread!

 

I like rule #11. I'm available to receive praise and admiration for the next 1000 pages

 

How about Rule #21: We should get our heads examined?

(inspired from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

 

I just keep playing yub nub on a loop with this big smile on face. Wife thinks I'm nuts.

 

Yub yub commander.

 

8 days until my break! Can not wait

 

Yub nub!

 

Honestly appalling Goddess is even in my name guys, all I've asked for the last 12 years is to be treated like the absolute goddess that I am not, and my time has finally come

 

Feels good

 

The Dancing Ewoks are pretty great for winning. There you happy?