The Blue Moon Cantina XX: Home of the Dancing Ewoks!​

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Welcome to the Blue Moon Cantina, Home of the Forum Feud Champion Dancing Ewoks! Now in our 20th edition!

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Our staff!
The Captain - Rebecca_Daniels
Master of the Drink - Adalia-Durron
The Lady of the Meal (and waffles) - Warrior_Goddess
Keeper of the Change - Khalia Octa
The Thrower of People - Ananta Chetan

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The Rules –

1. The first rule of the BMC is: You do not talk about the BMC.
2. The second rule of the BMC is: You DO NOT talk about the BMC!
3. No "Shaven" Wookiees or Ewoks allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
4. Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one
5. To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
6. Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes.
7. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
8. The Dancing Ewoks are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
9. Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
10. You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
11. All patrons must pay homage to The Dancing Ewoks.
12. Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
13. Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
14. Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
15. Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
16. No shirt? No Shoes? .... Well at least you have pants! You do have pants right?
17. All Ewoks drink for free!
18. Do not set the bar on fire.
19. Have fun! But only The Dancing Ewoks can have too much fun.
20. Never go anywhere without a knife.

Once again, many congratulations to the Dancing Ewoks, you did us all in the EUC proud!

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dances in, and around, and all over as this is now what she does.

 

Hey!! Thats my Job as Master of the Drink!!!

 

I just keep playing yub nub on a loop with this big smile on face. Wife thinks I'm nuts.

 

Clearly someone is unable to give the appropriate Adoration here Goddess!?!?!? What happens to those who do not worship the Ewoks!?!?!

Status Quo?

 

If this 'person' does not acknowledge the Dancing Ewoks in their next post, the Moderator may lose her temper!!!

 

Yub nub!

 

It has GODDESS!!!!

 

Adoration is under rated...........breathe it in Honey!!

 

Yes, was that so hard? Seriously?

 

*Enters the new Cantina*


Congratulations to the Dancing Ewoks!! Well deserved!!

A shame we didn't get to face each other on the field but glad we got to cheer for each other in our battles.