The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

Welcome to the 12th installment of the Blue Yoda Society's Official Thread. It's almost been two years and we're still alive and kickin'. Don't know what they put in our food, but it must be some good stuff.

So, come, bring the tequila babies and Pabst to our new humble mansion and live it up!

Blue Yoda brethren... COMMENCE!

All Hail Blue Yoda!

 

Yay! Nice new home....

 

THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY

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Welcome to the 12th Blue Yoda Society Thread
First and foremost I'd like to thank Lenny for the idea of the thread title.

So, here we are, almost two years old and going strong. May 13, 2002, and infamous day in the Histroy of the BYS...back in 2SA is where it all began //cue funky music and
ights....



THE ENTIRE PROPHECY

CHEWYCHARMY

5/13/02 10:27pm
ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue?

THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply

5/13/02 11:38pm
You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE.

yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy


Then...a day later...more wisdom...


5/14/02 9:43am
you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in??

End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy

5/14/02 11:34am
Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed.

Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall.

That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy

5/14/02 11:58am
more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense.

I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days.

charmy


After chewy was permabanned, he came back to complete the prophecy...in super-sock form...


CAPTAINCOWMAN

5/14/02 12:28pm
Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force??

5/14/02 3:13pm
I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the

 

First to post!! FIRST TO POST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA







I would have been...stupid OPPM.

 

*Gonk*

Gonk is the sexiest BYSer ever!

*Gonk*

 

Great name Sara!



//humps new thread



Goes to the Supreme Vice Chancellor's room with blue Twi'lek's & Alyssa Milano in chains, 10 cases of Pabst, 55 gallon drum of tequila, and pound of "Old Tobey"



All Hail Blue Yoda!!!

 

Nice title Sara. Well done.

 

And I want no questions as to what I'm doing with those things I'm taking into my crappy room. None at all.

 

Great title Sara

Alright, now I've got to get all my things moved into the new mansion.

 

I agree.


Great work, Sara. Brav-frikken-o!

 

Alright, so we've got the Tequila sprinkler set up, got the booze cannon, and the twi'leks...whatelse, what else...hmmmm

 

Blue Yoda society, eh? Can i join?

 

Of course! Did you read the requirements? Do you have tequila? Washing my orange paleface guru sheets?

 

I previewed it and it looked perfect, then I post it and it's all un aligned and stuff geez But all fixed now


Welcome home everyone

All Hail Blue Yoda!

 

You may join the BYS...but first you must endure trials that are so foul and so evil, that no living man has ever surivived them. Each of them has been brewing in the 7th circle of hell for seven millenia. Then you must bathe in hot coals for seventeen days until your face turns blue from the heat. Then and only then may you join.

 

Because I love this part of the movie, I'm going to post this great line, just because I can

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary abstracts of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself; although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

 

Enjoy the new thread guys. Post up a storm.

 

Trust me...we will Dags.

 

Enjoy the new thread guys.

Thanks Dagsy

Post up a storm.

I don't think we'll have a problem with that

 

hehe great thread title

 

Thanks, Dags, ole chap. Stop-by and swill some Pabst anytime.

 

Well Done, Sara!

 

Yes, great job Sara!

We will post a lot.

 

Awesome. We're off to a great start already. I post a haiku for the new thread:

ten thousand is big
You would think we'd all get bored
nope, thanks to pabst blue