The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

Thanks, Dags, ole chap. Stop-by and swill some Pabst anytime.

I drop by...but you guys always seem to be in the middle of playing a game or something.

Jack Bauer and Alfred E Newman and peole like that.

So I step away, avoiding eye contact

 

You should vote in those Battle Domes, Dags.

 

Can Mods join the BYS? Or do they have to stay unaffiliated? And why hasn't someone nominated me to become a mod...I could be a kick arse mod, me thinks. Wielding my sword of anti-flameitude and striking down all those that would oppose the TOS! I could be conan the modarian.

 

Sweet FA!

 

// posts in the new thread just to say hi

Okay, see ya next thread.


AHBY!

Rick McCallum loves you!

 

Thanks for dropping by, Adam.

 

Jeez, look what happens when I have a whole bunch of fun today playing music with my band, and then doing the "un-edited" version of the rap song my friends and I did, and then going to Taco Bell while blaring the song out of the car CD player...



Damnit, I have a life now!



Anyway, great new thread guys, and good job on the last one.


*humps random objects*


Oh, and:

Herb said - I could use some CRack right now.

And so of course my mom decides to walk up behind me to see what I'm doing, and guess what the first post she sees is?

 

Is your mom still watching? Ok, here goes



So then what we did was we got that naked guy and strapped him to a john deer and let it loose. He was riding that thing like it was a mechanical bull, except he was naked. Now, I never seen a man ride a mechanical bull naked...but I tell you what, it takes a real man to do that. By the way, we're gonna be having a giant tequila shooters party at your house later, that cool? I'll bring Big Shirley and the entire women's bowling team



hehehe...that oughta keep her up for awhile.

 

That was comic gold.

 

Luckily she didn't see that Loyal...that would have been interesting to say the least.

 

just when you'd forgotten about them, some random mastercard commercial parodies pop up:

bad drinks at an even worse bar: $5
millennium falcon: $2500
delivering jabba's cargo on time: $5000
blowing the brains out of an ugly green alien's bulbous head: priceless

new lightsaber: $200
a droid you don't remember owning: $1000
hitching a ride with space pirates: $2000 (upfront)
severing limbs with a lightsaber in seedy bars: priceless

 

You go see a movie and look what happens! Well, it was worth it. In my opinion, Big Fish is one of the greatest movies ever made. I loved every moment of it from beginning to end.

AHBY!

 

i totally agree, jake. that movie's totally groovy.

 

I really need to see it but none of my friends want to.

 

Then see it alone... or with a girl for best effect.

I was so totally engrossed in the story that I forgot I was even in a movie theater. That's how powerful I found this film.

AHBY!

 

Hmmm....seeing a movie with a girl...that's so crazy it may just work...




Nah.

 

Floating monkey rap
Giant purple face of God
Hey, is that Carl?

AHBY!

 

Stevo gangsta rap
Is very friggin' funny
I'll try to upload

 

I really want to see "Big Fish". I've heard absolutely nothing but good things. One of my buds and I are going to see it tomorrow...and I'm seein' ROTK for the tenth time...


Oh...and for you LOTR "purists" out there...*cough*Jake*cough*....I noticed something with my viewing tonight that many LOTR fans think is cut from the film....a line from the books that they so-dearly wanted to hear...




ROTK Spoilers for those who have yet to see this incredible film...











...Gollum screaming "Precious!" as he topples from the Cracks of Doom. As he and Frodo struggle over posession of the One Ring, you can hear him scream "PRECIOUSS!" faintly as they both initially fall. Listen for it next time. I guarantee you'll hear it.



Anyways....it's time for....


***ROUND TWO OF THE BATTLE DOME TOURNEY OF CHAMPS***


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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior and Leonard_ShelbyThe2nd and Salty present....


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~~~2003-2004 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS~~~


***TOURNEY BRACKET UPDATE - MONKEY MADNESS***


~~BLUE YODA REGION~~
**********************************Second Round*
1 - Godzilla
(89% - *Reg. Season Champ*): 13
*********************************1 - Godzilla (89/65%)
16 - Multiple Agent Smiths
(40% - Lenny's Wild Card Pick #1): 7

(Monday, January 5th)

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8 - Stewie Griffin (65%): 11
*********************************9 - A Blade of Grass (61/52%)
9 - A Blade of Grass (61%): 12

(Monday, January 12th)*************(Monday, January 26th)

------------------------------*********------------------------------
4 - JAWS the Shark (71%): 16
*********************************4 - JAWS the Shark (71/80%)
13 - The Star Wars Kid (56%): 4

(Monday, January 5th)

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5 - Film Wolverine (68%): 15
*********************************5 - Film Wolverine (68/65%)
12 - Shmi Skywalker (57%): 8

(Monday, January 12th)*************(Monday, January 26th)

------------------------------*********------------------------------
3 - Scarface (77%): 14
*********************************3 - Scarface (77/74%)
14 - Mike Myers (54%): 5

(Tuesday, January 13th)

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6 - T-800 (67%): 4
*********************************11 - AOTC Anakin Skywalker (58/82%)
11 - AOTC Anakin Skywalker (58%): 18

(Tuesday, January 6th)***************(Tuesday, January 20th)

------------------------------**********------------------------------
7 - Alfred E. Neuman (67%): 8
*********************************10 - Mike Brady (60/56%)
10 - Mike Brady (60%): 10

(Tuesday, January 13th)

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2 - Trinity (81%): 13
*********************************2 - Trinity (81/59%)
15 - Pierce Brosnan Bond (52%): 9

(Tuesday, January 6th)***************(Tuesday, January

 

You're the man Lenny...


In other news, AHBY! and goodnight!

 

{enters new place, trips over a drunken herb}





Good work sara




well here we go again guys....another 10k posts of lunacy and adult situations

 

Me drunk? I'm never drunk you stupid moron.



//funnels gasoline mixed with scotch.



Ahby!

 

YAy,

]new thread, and grreat job.

nice title

here we go again!