The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

Gasoline mixed with scotch...hmmmm...isn't that called a Celtic Retard?

 

Good job Sara!! Finally a new home!!

And Loyal, Celtic Retards taste worse than they act. Trust me.

 

//Walks into the bathroom on Herb flipping nervously through the pages of the Kama Sutra as Alyssa Milano and his legion of blu twi'leks carress him.

Wow....there's no place like home.

Last line of text brought to you by Pabst Blue Ribbon - The taste you deserve

Anyway.......

Great title, I like it a lot. This will be quite a fun thread, and I'm sure we will be to one hundred pages by the end of the next month....or possibly before. It goes so fast when we're having fun......

 

Way to go Sara!! Good to see you got your wish and made the thread.


I don't have anything else to say really.


AHBY

 

I tried whitening my teeth with white out, but it changed the color of my lips instead. This is just NOT my day.

 

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Great job on the new thread!

 

That is awesome, Zax

ahby!

 

Thanks Sara!

AHBY!!!

 

Very nice.

 

Congratulations on the new thread! ::hands the thread a mansionwarming gift, dyed blue flamingos.:: They'll look great on the lawn. Do you know how hard it is to dye feathers?





And if Herb never gets drunk I'm the Queen of England. Remember, some of us were there for your 21st birthday, and even the people who were only on the phone could tell.



::Tries to picture Jailbait rapping::. Sorry Jailbait. I just can't see Clay Aiken rapping. Now if you sang some Barry Mantillow style songs it would seem a bit more plausible.

 

oh zaxx,

your picx rock as usual,,,


and chucky the scary doll is from chicago, maybe steve is chucky who went under wood resurfacing to hide from the law...

 

I am so glad I wandered in last night just in time to spam with you guys, and nuke the old house to Kentucky.

And now a newer, nicer hut we have!

AHBY!

 

I wasn't even that drunk that night Dana. You should've seen me two weeks later when I went out with my cousin and her boyfriend. I had at least 7 Kamikaze shots that night. Yikes.



He he...wood



Ahby!

 

I wasn't doing the one rapping Dana, I was just the drummer. The rapper was a big, fat, red headed football lineman. It's good times.

 

Aww, I missed the closing of the previous thread.

My JC Icons Still in the Works.

 

In reference to Lenny's ongoing attempts to single me out as hating the LOTR films... you know I loved the friggin movie. You and I talked for quite a while, and my only problems with the film surely had nothing to do with Sam, Frodo, or Gollum. They were all spot on the entire time...

I've seen it five times, and for a teenager with no job or money, that's more than enough.

Big Fish on the other hand, I may have to go see a few more times.




And Collin rapping? Well, if him rapping is as good as his singing (read: ), then I definately want to hear some of that!

AHBY!

 

Well, I'll see what I can do Jake...and besides, I wasn't rapping...you wouldn't want to hear me rap.


And I sing just fine thank you.

 

Don't make me cut you down Collin.

If you start singing then...well...I just don't know. I'll be forced to do something unpleasant.



Do you REALLY want that?



EDIT: Check out my new NJO banner.

 

He may not... but the rest of us do

Am I the only one who finds this banner rather.... bleh? That grey bar at the top is really pissing me off.

AHBY!

 

I really do want that Mike...


Well, uploading really doesn't work very well on my computer, so I'll have to do it from my friends house, so you'll all have to be patient.


Here's the lyrics to one of the raps (the edited, cut down version of the gangsta rap)

Got my mama
And my 9 mm
Ya don't wanna meet her
She ain't that greater

Then you think
Don't wanna stink
'Cause I farted
And it bad
Bad
Bad
Make me sad

Ain't gonna be anything I don't wanna be

 

Trying to ditch me again, huh?

Nice new thread, y'all.
*lurks*

 

Mitth, nice icons.

Mike, nice banner.

Collin.....rapping just doesn't work with my mental image of you! Sorry.

 

My movie is DEFINATELY not going to happen. All the scenes I had to film needed to take place at my school... I drove up to scout it out, and there were quite a few mourners and people gathered around his locker.

So in its place, tomorrow my friends and I are shooting 15 minutes of completely random, fun as hell footage. I'll add lightsabers, lasers, energy blasts, etc, and my teacher will give me an A.

AHBY!

 

Jake - It appears as if all will go to plan.


Marah - That's the funny thing: We're a bunch of white boys who HATE rap and we're rapping.


Except I personally don't rap, I provide musical support and an off the heezy beat.