The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

My dear god....I never thought we would attract such a sock

 

"gay innuendo" has always been a part of our "schtick."

herb and I almost went to hunter's for our little bys meeting

next time we are sooo going inside that place

 

@ Lurky


That's right, I almost forgot about that! LOL


I rather not go in there, who knows how many guys will try and hit on me. Besides gaydar will tell all those guys that I'm straight.

 

truth be told, the only reason I come here is because it is a huge daily sausage fest.


with the exception of a few dudettes.









[image=http://home.comcast.net/~w34payton/bys_brians_song.JPG]
STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA

I was bruised and battered and I couldn't tell
what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in a window I didn't know
my own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me
wasting away
On the streets of Philadelphia

 

It's no secret I'm a ho.




A spoiler ho that is.



I sell myself out for any little information, no matter how fantastic it may be, about the upcoming SWs movies. Yes I seel myself for that sweet spoiler info.


Yes I've negelected being in the blue for the past couple of days, but as it was previously mention bu others, lately in the 3SA boards are full of "Johns" in the past two days. And I they are paying off big time!



AHBY!

 

Dear Blue Yoda,

I've got a short paper to write, but I'm procrastinating and compulsively checking my email every three minutes even though I'm not expecting anything and haven't gotten a substantive email since last week, and I've got a paper to write so I shouldn't be doing any of that in the first place. Could you give me some advice that will help my get my **** together and finish this damn thing? Or, could you give me a long and lusty massage with your Pabst-stained three-clawed mitts?

Your pal,

j_b

 

Whoa.... a letter for Blue Yodas Mailbag



I gave this letter from Jake to the Blue One himself, and this is what it said...

Dear Blue Yoda,

I've got a short paper to write, but I'm procrastinating and compulsively checking my email every three minutes even though I'm not expecting anything and haven't gotten a substantive email since last week, and I've got a paper to write so I shouldn't be doing any of that in the first place. Could you give me some advice that will help my get my **** together and finish this damn thing? Or, could you give me a long and lusty massage with your Pabst-stained three-clawed mitts?

Your pal,

j_b


This was Blue Yoda's response... right after he kicked me in the shins when I tried to get him out from behind the water heater in my laundry room...



Dear j_b,

Massage for you...*hic*.... I will give you not. Carpal tunnel... I have.. Focus on your paper.... you must. Turn off the internet you will... clear your mind of distraction... The email will come later... It will be a penis enlargement ad... forseen this, I have...*hic*

A glass of brandy and a good cigar you should have... take a bubble bath as well.... *hic* Once you have found peace *hic*.... the paper will come...

-Yoda



Well..... that's what he said.... He's just beligerant to me anymore... Crazy old bastard.

ahby!

 

[image=http://home.comcast.net/~w34payton/bys_batman.jpg]

another problem solved by the Caped Blusader!

 

It will be a penis enlargement ad...

I haven't even gotten a penis enlargement ad (or V1ag#r*a for that matter) since last week. It makes me think that the world no longer cares about the state of my penis.

 

go write your paper barnes - dont make me come up there

 

Zaxxon is an evil genius.

 

Enjoy your final hours in 'The Monkey Bent My Wookiee'.

Tonight ... Midnight EST ... The Two-Year Anniversary Thread.



All Hail Blue Yoda!!!

 

Dun dun dun!!!!!!

 

truth be told, the only reason I come here is because it is a huge daily sausage fest.





//passes out.

 

Yay new thread tonight!


//soils himself in anticipation







Ahby!

 

[image=http://home.comcast.net/~w34payton/bys_bent_wookie.jpg]

We will miss you bent wookiee thread. You have done your job well.

 

We're gonna party like it's 2002....


I even went out and got a sixer of Sam Adams for the occasion.....

 

I wish I could party more for tonight's 2 yr anniversary but alas, I have a final tomorrow.



Stupid finals.

 

I'm gonna pick up a sixer of Sam Jackson ...

Mmmmmm mmm, bitch!!!

 

http://www.geocities.com/mantis915/herbderik-samueljackson.jpg


Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk!

 

Yeah killing the thread 8 hours before the new one is to go up is never cool. Good job on my part.


[image=http://www.greatestjeneration.com/Smoking_Monkey-small.jpg]


Mibbets indeed...which monkeys are mooing to.


?

 

^^^
[image=http://home.comcast.net/~humanjedi/thread_killer.JPG]

 

Quiet you, don't make me take off my belt.

 

Please don't take off your belt!!

 

NO I DIDN'T FORGET

Much like the anniversary of teh birth of teh first Twinkie, the year of our charmy is about to burst upon us. Oh I harken back to the days of the original BYS, and think about how my life has changed.

In those days, I would do nothing but sit at the computer, read inane posts and waste the day away. Now, I can waste the whole day without reading any inane posts.

The birth of the BYS has started great relationships for me... I won't mention any names but one rhymes with furker. And I'm glad to know all ye.

I won't be around tomorrow for the annual naked tequila party and home interiors show. Soooo.....

Long live the BYS and AHBY to all!