***The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3***

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ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!

Welcome to the home of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY!!!! Truly great are we. Here you find the latest installment of the teachings of the Blue one. Here you will find more lunacy, stupidity and dumbness. In this new home we will once again discuss the berry, the stick, the leaf and the life saver.

HISTORY OF THE BYS

The Teachings

ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply

These were the words spoken by a new member named chewycharmy in the AOTC forum. At first, most replies stated that the poster was insane and on crack, and they laughed at him for his mistaken calling of a lightsaber a life saber. chewycharmy replied:

You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy

making no sense at all, the replies continued to bash him, a particular member named cheddar tried to make sense of what chewycharmy had said, chewycharmy then responded again:

you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy

and then again:

Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy

that post, explaining the stick, began to unravel the mystery of the stick, the berry, and the leaf. Chewycharmy would respond only one more time before being
banned:

more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy



The Formation of the BYS

while he would never speak again.... the memory of him would change from that of imbecile to prophet.

A certain member, Darth_Envy, founded the Blue Yoda Society and was named Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for the Blue Yoda Society.

soon, many members began to join the society. The criteria for entry was that the e

 

For this first post of the thread.......

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*shudders* [CRack]

 

And this has been approved, so no bashing please.

Thanks.

 

The end has come. The JCC is doomed.

Edit: Sorry GriffZ.

BLAMMO!!

 

wOOt!!!! wOOT!!!!

 

well look who came to join us over here?


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Like GriffZ said, when things are fine, this is a pleasant social therad. Just continue as you've always done to post responsibly and alert us to problems.

 

Ah, a new home, how cozy it is.

 

Welcome to the [color=blue[/b]BYS[/color] Piltdown. Have a pabst.

*tosses Piltdown a pabst*

 

Believe me Sapient, myself and the rest of the BYS high council will remain ever vigilant.

AHBY!

 

must not forget our vision from Buck Rogers, she is here too...


























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and will do DS, you know i will let you know about problems.

 

*walks in and looks around*

Now we're going to see just how serious our BYS members really are.

 

hey everybody

 

Not serious, Who's not serious?

That's IMPOSSIBLE.

 

MO tell me where you are getting all these hot girls.
* Drools *

 

as i have in the past, i will now grace the newest version of the BYS...

my first poetic contribution to the original Blue Yoda thread...


Untitled by Kerr_Plunk 5/18

like you, blue Yoda, i am the color of the sky,
i am the hue that rejoices before twilight falls,
the last echo of a sunlit day, the blue field on which clouds will play,
as, slowly, sunset hides them all

i am the melting darkness of the morning..
i give way to the dawn, a faint hope of things to come
announcing daybreak with bird like creatures calling,
the dark blue grows green with the coming of the sun!

like you, blue Yoda, i am the color of the sea,
i am the contrast of the water to the celestial night daughter
O! moon reflects on me, i am a mirror to the stars
a sparkling gem, a rarity, a priceless well of sapphires

i've seen your green, blue Yoda, a force of life it is
like the return of spring, the grand colors intermingling...
with a few leaves here, and a berry there,
to your table, a feast you bring!

i will break your fall, blue Yoda, though a simple stick, i am
i've been on lonesome Dagoba, e'er waiting for your descent
from far off clouds, into the shrouds, a foggy cloak concealed
but, here you'll find that all is well, all green and blue revealed

 

BYS did move
to YJCC forum
it's cold way down south

 

* claps *
Nice!!!!
And D-J I say hi!

* Throws D-J a Pabst *

 

Serious? us? Not too serious will we ever be. Dumb, stupid, idiotic....these are the ways of our kind.

AHBY!

 

Haiku #1

My car is dying
One last journey I must drive
Rest in Peace, it will.

 

You're as welcome as ever Kerr_Plunk .

 

thanks MB!

 

Do yuo have any positions avialable for someone who thinks you should all be beaten with some sort of doorknob filled sack? Possibly burlap?

 

Might as well make this silly thing a sticky topic. It'll be at the top of the page all the time anyway.



AYBABTU?

 

YJCC haiku


new digs we now have
YJCC unprepared
for our lunacy


AHBY!