***The Blue Yoda Society Thread Version 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety***

I think I shall

 

Welcome starwars6554

Good of you to join us this lovely night/morning.

 

Welcome sw6554 to the Blue side. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself here.

*Throws 6554 a six pack of Pabst and starts up the BBQ.


All Hail Blue Yoda

 

One mintue to Sunday...

IT'S HERE!

HAPPY SUNDAY!

 

Well, where have you been?? It's been Sunday for 2 hours now!!

?





AHBY!!



Losers always whine about their best.

 

*catches 6 pack*


Thank you kindly

 

No problem, 6554.

If you wish to join in the ways of the Blue, you should read the first post of this thread and read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0 Then you will truly be enlightened in the ways of the Blue.

 

I think I just might do that...

 

Excellent. Upon completion of the reading of the first 500 posts of 1.0, place "AHBY" in your signature and you will be on your way. A knight or master will take you as their apprentice in no time, as long as you are committed to the ways of the Blue



All Hail Blue Yoda!

 

Ok...thanks


I appreciate it

 

****Announcement****

The nomination phase of the Election Game has officially ended. I pm'd the final results of our poll, and I'm happy to say that.....


Darth Envy and Leonard Shelby will be representing us in the JC Election!


.....like we didn't know that already.




Welcome StarWars6554...... If you wish to join us, there is a small examination for you to go through first. Once all checks out...... you may begin your training with a master.

I'll refer you to Dr. Nomis....

He is very good.... and thorough

Send the bill to me.


ahby!

 

Is a blue groundhog's shadow blue? What if it were... red!? Would that mean eating pig lard in another state would result in the total anihilation of Turky? AHHHHHHH!

Happy Groundhog's Day!

AHBY

 

Congrats to Envy and Lenny. Like Space said, I think we all knew the outcome..

Wow, I completely forgot that today was Groundhog's Day. Hmm...probably because I could care less. I'd rather watch the movie...hopefully it'll be on today.

I'm so bored today...this is the first Sunday in quite a while without football!! What ever will I do??


AHBY!!



Losers always whine about their best.

 

I have never really got this whole "Groundhog" business.

Could someone explain this to me?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."

 

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All Hail the Mighty Groundhog!

 

Welcome, starwars6554!

@ Wenley's joke.

Nice picture, Envy.

AHBY!!

 

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All hail President Kang!!


Marge: Why do we have to build a giant laser to destroy a planet I've never even heard of?

Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


AHBY!!



Losers always whine about their best.

 

Oh lordy lord I am so BORED!!! There's nothing on but the NHL All-Star Game and that is just so hard to watch.

I'm thinking of buying myself a digital camera at some time during the day. Why not run up the credit card bill?

BTW, this is my 8,000 post.


AHBY!!



Losers always whine about their best.

 

Best of luck: Darth Envy and Leonard Shelby will be representing us in the JC Election!


Myself & JediPrincessKas will be opposing you, for the IAMS party.


Been quiet today...that is good.

 

Running against the BYS? HA! I say again.... HA!

The Blue will prevail friend, much as foreign dignitaries once did on the east coast of Salem!

AHBY!

 

well, if I can debate any...never really truly tried...gave up alot of times...

I may prevail yet.

 

the time of judgment is fast approaching. the fate of the JC hangs in the balance. there are many advaseries to face....advocates of oppression, minions of evil. their seige shall be short lived though, my friends. the BYS will sweep these boards clean of their fowl presence. they shall be driven before us like a tattered cloud before the onslaught of a gale.

it shall be so.














or we could just get drunk.





i will return, after dinner. it tastes like burning.

 

Howdy all...

Wenley asks....

I have never really got this whole "Groundhog" business.

Could someone explain this to me?


Ah...... let me explain yet another American sub-holiday to you....


You see, my freind, Every February 2nd... The Mayor of Puxhatany (Sp), PA gather's the townsfolk down on Courthouse Square. He stands on a big stage with the city council...... and they produce for the townsfolk a burlap sack with a rather angry groundhog in it..... They affectionately call this critter "Phil".... Even though it's a girl groundhog. Anyways, the mayor, who is all dressed up like Belloch in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, releases the angry critter into the crowd. "Phil" rears up and bears his teeth to the townsfolk and grunts and hisses at them. The first person bitten by "Phil" is automatically disqualified from the festivities and is banished to live in West Virgina for the rest of their life....... But the first person to be able to catch "Phil" with nothing but a hula-hoop and a three-ring binder gets the honor of declaring when the first day of Spring is.

Just ask Padawan915...... he's from Pennsylvania. He can tell you all about it.




ahby!

 

Groundhog meat is good. Tastes like hamburger.




AHBY!!



Losers always whine about their best.

 

Friends, I return. San Antonio was not entirely fun, maybe because one of my roomates for the trip was a completely annoying shaak that I wanted to throw out of our 11th floor window. I tried to access the boards through the television but the system would not let me log in. So I was saddened. I actually found my best times during rehersals when I wood goof off with other immature teenage boys, making lewd remarks and rating the size of the choir girls' breasts.

I also almost was arrested this morning, in part due to *her. You see, she threw a knife at me last wednesday and I held onto it for some reason. I put it in my bag. Lo and behold I took this same backpack to San Antonio. Oddly enough, it was not detected on the way there, so I had absolutely no recollection of its existence until this morning. I was brought over to the side, forced to wait for thirty minutes, interrogated for twenty minutes, and then released. And they gave me the knife back. They gave it back. My knife. On the plane. Am I the only one who finds this slightly disturbing? Not only was I unknowingly defeating our 'national security' in the first place, but they also aided me in doing it a second time. Is anyone else scared? I know I was. I read good books though.

And then I come home to found our social situation here in life exploding once again. I never knew I played such an important role in the balance of my high school society. I guess my lack of anything at all was very much missed. So tomorrow I must once again bring balance, and must do most of this by being beaten by several females, yelled at by several females, and utterly hated by several females, even though most of this is for advice I will give them, which after many hours of whining and moaning they will eventually accept, and prosper under, thus claiming full responsibility for the ideas, blaming me for those that were their own, which would have failed miserably. Thus gaining me more beating. I hope I'm sick tomorrow.

To top it all off, my mother threw away half of the things in my room including several books, a piece of a take home test that I have to turn in tomorrow, a story for creative writing, two journals for english, an essay for english and a dagger. And she has forbidden me from watching television for this night, because it is a school night. Even though just a half an hour ago she made me watch a bit of Dragonheart with her. That sickens me. I have to watch Dragonheart but can't watch Sopranos. Good god.

You may be wondering, did anything good happen to this child during his abscence? Well, the answer to that is yes. But not really. I found my pleasure in reading and... reading. So this is what my life has become. Oh how much I missed the Blue Yoda Society whilst I was away with those thick-skulled idiots of my room.


Edit: Wow, the last post was 2 hours ago. The world must have sensed my coming and fled. Excellent.