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The Church of Waru

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005.

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  1. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Greetings and salutations, fellow mortals. It is I, Jello, also known as the Waru of Waru.

    A few days ago, in [link=http://boards.theforce.net/Literature/b10003/19870103]this[/link] thread, a revelation was made that revealed the glorious light of Waru to our pitiful minds.

    Waru has invoked his awesome powers of the anti-Force to create two prophets, jawajames and Halagad_Ventor--as well as myself, GrandAdmiralJello, the Waru of Waru--his mortal representative on Earth.

    I inform you that for a mere one thousand credits, you can become a Blessed Son/Daughter of the great Waru and earn your own Slab of Waru? for your religious and devotional purposes.

    Join now, and let us spread the light and glory that is Waru all over the galaxy!

    Roster:
    GrandAdmiralJello - Waru of Waru
    jawajames - High Prophet #1 of Waru
    Halagad_Ventor - High Prophet #2 of Waru
    rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise)
    Ackbar_van_gungan - *the* Sacred Slab of Waru?


    Be cool! Join today!

    NB. This is a fanclub thread. :)>
     
  2. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oh Waru.......i have to join.
     
  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Welcome aboard, wayward devotee! :D
     
  4. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Does the Church of Waru need a Organ player?
     
  5. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *giggles*

    Okay, I'll play. :p
     
  6. jawajames

    jawajames FF Pacific RSA / Chapter Rep San Diego, CA star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    As Prophet of Waru, I have forseen through his golden ichor... we will have an organist, and he shall be known as Jedi-Killer_17... for Waru calls for melodious strains!

    and lo, we shall also grant grace upon Daughter_of_YubYub, who truly has seen the light of Waru!
     
  7. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    It couldn't hurt. Organs can help focus our souls upon him.

    Lady Ewok, you're welcome to join.
     
  8. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh my, just what this forum needs.


    All hail Waru. :p
     
  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Ah, our First High Prophet has arrived. Hello my colleague. :)

    Thank you, O Moddess, for realizing the glory that is Waru. He will bless the EUC that is your ward and grant fortune upon your management here. :)
     
  10. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, he better. Otherwise his thread is getting locked. [face_devil]
     
  11. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *plays soothing "Medley of Waru"*
     
  12. trianiigirl

    trianiigirl Jedi Master star 5

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    So what kind of benefits does a Church of Waru member get? Somewhere nice to spend the afterlife, or what?
     
  13. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    It's the satisfaction of giving Waru glory.

    *Plays "take me out to the ballgame"
     
  14. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Moddess: Hey, there is no need to threaten him. Waru loves all beings. :(

    trianii: You get a Slab? and some golden magic floss.

    Plus free monthly medical checkups with Waru.
     
  15. trianiigirl

    trianiigirl Jedi Master star 5

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    So Waru is divine health insurance?
     
  16. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Pretty much. His main attribute is healing. You enter his golden membrane and he envelops you and within minutes, you pop out of a goo good as new.

    Not even Band-Aids can claim that kind of success rate!
     
  17. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...From a certain point of view


    *plays "Oh Waru of My Soul"
     
  18. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hehehe. This looks like my kind of place. [face_mischief]

    I'll join. What capacity would you have me serve in? :D
     
  19. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hm. Let's wait for one of the prophets to look into your future. :)

    Welcome aboard.
     
  20. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oh Waru of Waru, when will we hear thy sermon?
     
  21. Fire_Light

    Fire_Light Jedi Knight star 5

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    I will worship in the Church of Waru, Brother Jello.
     
  22. TypoCelchu

    TypoCelchu Jedi Master star 6

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    This place is crazy. I hope you all go to some alternate universe or something...
     
  23. Halagad_Ventor

    Halagad_Ventor Star Wars Author - SWRPG Designer star 4 VIP

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    EmperorSorridom, hear thy summons.

    As Second Prophet of the Church of Waru, I have foreseen your place as...the Royal Receptacle of Waru!

    Go forth, so that the masses might imbibe the truth of Waru.

    Best,
    Abel
     
  24. jedi_of_ennth

    jedi_of_ennth Jedi Master star 4

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    May I join you in genuflecting before the Great Blob of Blobs that is Waru?
     
  25. C-3PX

    C-3PX Jedi Master star 6

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    Pffft, my "brothers of the bleeding glob" is a much better Waru themed faith.
     
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