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The Church of Waru

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005.

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Fire_Light Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 24, 2002

Won't you join us, Brother Threepiex?

Fire_Light, May 27, 2005

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JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling

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May 21, 2005

C-3PX?!?

You blaphmasize in this most holy of holy places of worship???

*plays "Waru is the Best"

doo du doo doo doo du dadu da du doo

JEDI-KILLER_17, May 27, 2005

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C-3PX Jedi Grand Master

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Jul 2, 2002

I'm too cool for this chruch. And Waru told me that you all sucked eggs.

C-3PX, May 27, 2005

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JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling

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May 21, 2005

<sigh>....guards..........guards?...guards?!!?....

JEDI-KILLER_17, May 27, 2005

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GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque Staff Member Administrator

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Nov 28, 2000

Fier, will you accept the title of 'Blessed Bouncer of Waru' and convert C-3 or force him to recant his views?

GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005

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Fire_Light Jedi Grand Master

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He will join us or die, my master.

Fire_Light, May 27, 2005

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GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque Staff Member Administrator

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Nov 28, 2000

Excellent.

In honor of Waru, we shall all symbolically eat his body in a transubtantiative worship.

Enter the sacred Flan of Waru!

GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005

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TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master

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Feb 1, 2005

I don't like Waru... and nobody does anything about it... and C3PX says that your order of love for Waru is lesser than his and you want to hurt him...

Typical Religion...

TypoCelchu, May 27, 2005

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jedi_of_ennth Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 1, 2005

In honor of Waru, we shall all symbolically eat his body in a transubtantiative worship.

In the unlikely yet much-hoped-for event that he joins us, can we still eat him?

jedi_of_ennth, May 27, 2005

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trianiigirl Jedi Grand Master

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Jun 21, 2002

can we still eat him?

Kinky!

trianiigirl, May 27, 2005

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C-3PX Jedi Grand Master

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Jul 2, 2002

You can't convert me.

C-3PX, May 27, 2005

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Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

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Dec 13, 2003

*Enters and considers joining the Church of Waru*

I found the Waru Beercans humorous.

Might you need a Bounty Hunter of Waru?

Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005

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New_York_Jedi Force Ghost

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Mar 16, 2002

Waru is fat.

New_York_Jedi, May 27, 2005

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TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master

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I agree with NYJ...

TypoCelchu, May 27, 2005

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GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque Staff Member Administrator

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Nov 28, 2000

His fat because he is jolly. Like Buddha.

Yes, you may join. Welcome aboard.

And that seems like an interesting policy. Nonbelievers will be eaten. By only with Waru's special auric sauce.

GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005

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Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

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Dec 13, 2003

Indeed.

May I hunt the infidelic worms who dare blasphemize against Waru so we may eat them with the blessed sauce of Waru?

Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005

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TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master

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Feb 1, 2005

Oh, no need to hunt the non-believers. They'll come on their own...

TypoCelchu, May 27, 2005

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jedi_of_ennth Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 1, 2005

And so we shall always have food at our sacred barbecues for Waru.

jedi_of_ennth, May 27, 2005

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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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Jul 1, 2000

Never make a shrine to anything religious. Why?

defiles the shrine of Waru just like he did to Yun Yuuzhan and the other Gods all those years ago

Hahaha!! There are no Gods!!! No Gods!!! There is only the Force!! Hahaha!

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, May 27, 2005

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TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master

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Feb 1, 2005

And the force doesn't exist either!!!

TypoCelchu, May 27, 2005

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Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

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[image=http://members.aol.com/donbrndo/brandoinsun.jpeg]
^ ^ ^ ^
The face of Waru.

Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005

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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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Jul 1, 2000

Well of course the "force" doesnt exist. The Force however does.

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, May 27, 2005

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TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master

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Feb 1, 2005

Not really, though...

TypoCelchu, May 27, 2005

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lexu Force Ghost

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May 28, 2002

Hmm... I dunno... Sounds pretty shady. I'm only joining if I get to wear a drab, unflattering robe and can offer all of my earthly possessions in tribute.

lexu, May 27, 2005

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Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Grand Master

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Jul 8, 2002

There's also bowing, lexu. Lots of bowing.

Daughter_of_Yubyub, May 27, 2005

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