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The Church of Waru

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005.

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  1. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh, good. Now, where's the Kool-Aid?
     
    lexu, May 27, 2005
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  2. Zedd-Vega

    Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Now now. Let us not tempt ourselves with laced Kool-Aid

    That comes after all the children are gathered.
     
    Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005
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  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    lexu has informed me that she wishes to be Waru's Mistress and Concubine. :)
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005
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  4. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    One must make great sacrifices in service to one's diety. I am certain I shall be rewarded for my hardships (eh, so to speak) in the Afterlife. :)
     
    lexu, May 27, 2005
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  5. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh, haven't you heard? Waru grants us all eternal life as long as he envelops us in his gold...ness.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005
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  6. AdmiralZaarin

    AdmiralZaarin Jedi Knight star 5

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    I don't care what it takes; endless kowtowing, chugging Koolaid or watching reruns of Macleod's Daughters, I'll do it for Waru!
     
    AdmiralZaarin, May 27, 2005
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  7. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    And a thousand credits. Payable to, um, Waru of Waru.

    That'd be me. O:)
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005
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  8. Zedd-Vega

    Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm on the "Extended Afterlife Plan"

    One credit for every death in the name of Waru.

    Not to sound like a religious zealot, but I must kill for my Lord: Waru of Waru.

    So after 1000 deaths in the name of Waru, my debt is repaid, and I can ascend to the Gates of Waru where I am greeted by Waru Angels and Waru Hippies with Waru Brownies. 8-}
     
    Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005
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  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Waru is a loving master. He seeks to heal, not to destroy. :(
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 27, 2005
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  10. Zedd-Vega

    Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I only seek to reunite others with Waru, Waru of Waru.

    I meant no foul intentions by my words.
     
    Zedd-Vega, May 27, 2005
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  11. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    Zaarin: ...or watching reruns of Macleod's Daughters, I'll do it for Waru!

    :eek: Not Macleod's Daughters!

    Your devotion to the divine Waru indeed knows no bounds. I am in awe of your selfless sacrifice and am inspired to double my efforts. *Goes to purchase the complete Delta Goodrem collection.*
     
    lexu, May 28, 2005
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  12. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *plays "I watch even dreadful t.v shows in thy name waru"


    O hail oh waru as i watch the tube
    i watch in your name and good shows they are few
    but i watch and watch reruns of friends
    and wonder, if ever, my laughter will begin...
     
    JEDI-KILLER_17, May 28, 2005
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  13. Blue_Ice-Green_Fire

    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Cults are hot.

    I heard if I joined, I'd loose ten pounds in two weeks?
     
    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, May 28, 2005
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  14. JEDI-KILLER_17

    JEDI-KILLER_17 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I think that's only if you fast for two weeks......but then youd die........And then youd be with Waru...fast everyone...fast.
     
    JEDI-KILLER_17, May 28, 2005
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  15. Blue_Ice-Green_Fire

    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah. *glances over Jedi Killer's name tag* You're the Church of Waru Organist? Despite the fact your title sounds important and that you could donate me a heart, I'd like a second opinion on this whole "fasting" thing. I was just told if I drank Waru for two weeks straight, I'd loose ten pounds.

    If the infomercial was lying I want my S&H back too!
     
    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, May 28, 2005
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  16. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    the Royal Receptacle of Waru!

    I shall serve the greater glory of Waru! Infidels and believers alike shall gaze within me and find ultimate truth!
     
    EmperorSorridom, May 28, 2005
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  17. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    No, it's true! Drink Waru soda and you'll instantly lose weight!
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 28, 2005
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  18. Zebra3

    Zebra3 Jedi Master star 5

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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/Zebra_3/waru.jpg]

    I can't believe you guys brought this over from Lit. :p

    I shall watch and be entertained. :p
     
    Zebra3, May 28, 2005
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  19. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Are you sure you don't want to join us?
     
    EmperorSorridom, May 28, 2005
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  20. Blue_Ice-Green_Fire

    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, than can I join and guzzle my way to a sexy, svelt body?
     
    Blue_Ice-Green_Fire, May 28, 2005
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  21. EmperorSorridom

    EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Of course! :D
     
    EmperorSorridom, May 28, 2005
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  22. Fire_Light

    Fire_Light Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I prefer Shekwasha Waru. Really gets me ready to start my day.
     
    Fire_Light, May 28, 2005
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  23. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

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    I remember, one of my n00b days, I was called perverse for showing interest in Waru...

    ...so here I am again! :p
     
    Csillan_girl, May 28, 2005
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  24. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Of course, Bluey. Sexiness is guarenteed among aherants of Waru. Just look at me! :p

    C_g: Now you can use a better p- word. Pious. :)
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , May 28, 2005
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  25. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    rogue_wookiee - Herald of Waru (and keeper of Waru merchandise)

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    WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?!?!
     
    rogue_wookiee, May 28, 2005
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