Foreword Not very long ago, in a galaxy known as the Milky Way, I was working on an original fiction involving a gay hairdresser nicknamed Alessandro, who owns a luxury salon in a posh neighbourhood of downtown Athens and solves crimes through the information he gathers in the course of his work. I had the misfortune (?) to mention him first in the OC Revolution thread, then in the Out of the Closet thread, and after that the rabid fanfic bunny bit me and it just wouldn’t go away. Transposing him to the GFFA was a long process, but he ultimately evolved into Eliskandro Fasolia Faké, a transgender Hutt who runs a grooming salon for beings of all species on Coruscant. He made his first SW appearance in The Hairdo, a crack!fic that I wrote for the Mod April Fools’ Challenge, and now he is here to stay. What you will read in this thread is the story of his adventures, as a detective and as a hairdresser.