The Elbertino Arms - Pub v6.0

Cyas Jon, have a nice Holiday

 

Are you asking me to leave, Nath?

Plus I'm not going until the early hours of Wednesday so if I'm not busy I'll see you tommorow.

 

Buy him a Guinness and I am sure you'll pull
And stop turning this pub into a "I wanna flirt wid wenna" pub! Poor Serenna!

 

*Walks in*

Nice! Well done Suzy on becoming barwoman - there sould be more of us around

I'm just gonna get myself a from the pot in the corner and sit in the corner to read my newspaper.

 

Crikey, its true what Jairen says, we do go through pubs fast.
I go away for a couple of hours and when I'm back thsi place is already on page 4

 

Page 4? Not set to 50 posts/page, are you? I'm on page 2!

 

*Pours two cherryades*

*Hands one to Nat*

There doesn't seem to be a Robobarman installed here yet!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Well steal one then, there must be plenty around

There might still be one in te old closed pub, but hopefully our new barperson will be reliable so we dont have to keep using alternatives


runs off to find Robobarman

 

*Walks in dripping with sweat*

Feeling hot, hot, hot...

I'd like something wet please. It's hot outside, and my air-con in my office blew up and now it's a sweatbox.


*Goes in search of towels, ice and portable fan*

 

sprays Nat with a hose


Is that better?

 

You only did that cause I was wearing a white top.

*Runs to find replacement t-shirt*

 

*Wanders around.*

Nice place ... and no upstairs?
I like it even more for that.

 

*Walks in and sits at the bar*

The usual I think!

Sir, you are a Gentleman and a Scholar,
and if I win the Lottery I will buy you dinner!
Well, lunch, er, no, of course dinner, DINNER!
We'll play it by ear!



Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Er....yes Sid


backs towards door quickly

 

You do not watch the television show "Ed" I take it!

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

Never heard of it

 

I need a refund on this Lottery ticket!

Why, what is the problem?

You put in the wrong number!

I do not understand!

I picked twelve, because it is a nice number to start with!
Then I go to fifteen just to shake things up!
Then nineteen because how many times does nineteen comes up in your life...NEVER!
Then the mainstream twenty-four, then twenty-five
Then you gave me twenty-six!

What nimber did you want?

TWENTY-SEVEN!



Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

I think there was something in sid's drink.

 

Too much ade and not enough cherry methinks

 

Aye.

Does this mean we should throw him in the dungeon?

 

Pah!

*Leaves*

Blues Brother to JediJoker

 

I wouldn't advise that Twinky
If we throw him in there he might never come out

 

Evening to everyone, and a drink to all those who asked for one (attention to detail is my forte)


Thanks Nat, this is only the start of our take over

 

Suzie ... do you have any idea how long I have been waiting to get served here?


No neither do I.

But that is not the point.

A pint of Jack Daniels and a bucket of pork scratchings please.

 

Jimbo, I do beleive SUZY has told you before about calling her SUZIE.