The Elbertino Arms - Pub v6.0

*Pint of Jack and bucket of pork scratchings for Jimbo*



You tell those non SUZY spellers Jon

 

Sorry SUZY!

JOn, stop being a spelling nazi. I took a rather large blow to the head and I think a few mispellings can be forgiven.

 

Well I can't talk really I can't spell at all. If everything was phonetic I'd be fine

 

Wouldn't it make more sense is phonetic was spelt phonetically?

 

foneticly is spelt foneticly, silly sosige

 

Spelling is important
Too many people cant spell properly these days

 

I can spell properly (there just did it ) sorry my sense of humour's run off with out me again.


I'll just back to cleaning the bar

 

Have Cherryade in this new pub?

Greetings

 

I think so.
I'll play barwoman for a while, since Suzy isn't online at the moment.

*Fills up giant cup of cherryade*

Is that enough for you Foix?

 

I am still stuck on page 3, it's the crossword of course, sending me cross-eyed

I have some real nice real estate on Kamino it if you want wet weather Only one previous owner, now beheaded

Suzy's spiked drinks are sure working quick, but I think she may need to change their effect - that Irish man is talking sense!

I think they are all on here, or on msn when we have group chats

 

Oh yes! thanks

 

That's fine.
I hope we don't run out of stocks of cherryade. the amount we go through, we would have to get orders of 1000 everyday!

 

Bar woman has returned, but sadly I have to work on a piece of choreography for GCSE dance, and I need about 30 secs by tomorrow and its really hard



And Tim, the drinks aren't spiked, ARE THEY? [really subtle hint here for you]

 

Of course they aren't spiked, i meant stirred of course
And if anyone asks, there are now two FFUK North Spikes so we can blame them

 

precisely only refering to the large amount of spikes on the Northern boards

 

Suzy I need help with my science homework!!!!!!!

You can do your GCSE dance work at school whereas I need my homework for 1st tomorrow! And before you say anything i only got it yesterday.

 

^ Someone help the professor here
Suzy! Do your sister's homework you meanie, I mean you can do yours after it needs to be handed it

 

Puntuation is important. Too many people can't puntuate properly.

But seriously, both are important, and effort should be made. I just really am a terrible speller and with general grammar. But it is better to make the effort the write in text speak. That just angers me, really makes my blood boil. Hence why all my texts are spelt and puntuacted properly.

But the worst thing in the world, the thing that makes me see more red then the homecoming of the 5th champions league winning Liverpool side, is 'ov'

IT DOESN'T EVEN SHORTEN THE WORD

A drink me thinks new barwoman. The usual.

 

what happens if someome is ovulating and they are telling their bf via text to get the hell down as they want a wee baby (Madonna used to ring up fellas to let them know)? "ov" works fine then

 

No, because although it shortens that word, they still shouldn't shorten the word. Only names and certain words are allowed to be shortened, and if I have my way that will be stopped.

So be warned Timothy, when I rule the world you will be the first to be punished.

 

Suzy's not online at the moment, so I'm standing in.
What is your usual?

 

Going for tea now.

Feel free to use the bar.

See you soon!

 

hi

 

I guess I am safe then, since I will rule the world way before you and my first law will to send all Ramblers off to meet the wombles and help them pick up trash for eternity.

Plus, I have no idea what ov is a shortened version of anyways
I am as innocent as an angel, just with a singed wings ok *shakes fist*

 

Hey everybody! Had an English exam today. I think it went well. I hope it went well. Haven't got another exam 'til may now.