The Empire is Back

Why would Stormtroopers be in space?

 

thats what I'D like to know...

 

Cos' The Rebel Alliance has blown the DS 1 and 2 to dust... And DO they carry a lot of PMP's!!!
(pmp= paper marché people a.k.a. stromtrooper)

 

Can barely fly around without hitting one of those PMP's floating in space

 

Those Imps should better start training, instead of showing off in conventions!

As for the 501st, guess they hasn't shown in France yet...

 

I havent seen them anywhere near me...

 

We have Garrisons in the UK, Switzerland, and Germany.

Don't forget all the innocent janitors, cooks, and cleaning ladies you slaughtered on the Death Stars.

And there are a lot of floating Mon Calamari around too. A couple of Cruisers got blasted. Too bad we didn't get more of that sea vermin.

 

We could send the 501th on a holliday trip to Endor... They could meet the cute natives

 

Last I checked, Alderaan was supplying arms and information to the rebels while claiming neutrality. That makes the planet a military target. It was Senator Organa's responsibility for the destruction of Alderaan. Had he not decided to illegally arm and support the Rebellion, it would still be around. Alderaan was doing well under the Empire and should have stayed out of the conflict.

We don't need to learn about new cultures except to make them submit to the will of the Glorious Emperor. It will be his command that they follow or we will wipe them out.

Ewoks, even most rebels will agree that they are useless creatures. Sole purpose was for commercialism. Its just too bad more didn't get killed.

 

and taht's something you can't say about Imp's!!!

 

this is getting interesting... im gonna just sit back with LT.kettch and watch.

 

Someone here has watched Clerks too much...

 

and so ends the power of the once so mighty Empire

 

Anne : Clerks is a good movie. The action takes place in a video club, and at one moment the protagonists discuss about SW and the innocent victims who died in the death star explosion.
I highly recommend this movie

 

See, even you admit it.

Innocent victims of the Death Star explosion.

The Empire is eternal. As time passes on, we gain in strength.

 

I was barely summing up the protagonists's main argument.

Nevertheless, true, some of them were mere soldiers, and probably didn't have the choice.

But how about these 2 poor farmers on Tatooine, killed by a whole bunch of Imps? How about citizens from Alderaan? (yeah, I know what your opinion is on this matter, don't bother repeating it)

 

Who says Imperial killed those farmers or those Jawas?

A crazy old man who wasn't even there.

I have a video that clearly shows the Jawas involved in illegal activity and that couple blew themselves up.

 

Yeah Go Obi Go!
Blame it on the pore sandpeople! How could you!