This was recently said about a continent the author hadn't visited: "There is socialist Europe, a horrible cesspool with high unemployment and high taxes. " http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...tial-election.50041668/page-521#post-53924336 now, I know make fun of American conservatives for being the single most stupid creatures on Earth, and I know they work very hard to prove me right. But this is true. Europe has unemployment on average at 8.1%. It has higher taxes, too. Sure, it has less crime, more access to education, health care, culture, and books that aren't on fire - things people like Bowen right wing Americans hate. But that's not material. ITT we tax like we're Europeans. How to play: 1. Pick an item. 2. Apply a tax I'll go first: I would add a Wasteful Idiot Tax; a Poorly Made Tax, and an Affront To Motoring Tax. The first, because instead of buying a car that could take a corner you bought a whiteboard eraser with a V8 eingine and wheels. The second, because it's cast iron and plastic instead of modern composites. The third because you literally wanted it after seeing a Michael Bay film. This would quadruple the RRP of this vehicle in Europe. YOUR TURN GUYS. Tax away!