The Evil Muses Society (Fangirl Challenge up! Take a gander!)

I've got a muse who's awfullé lazé and hardlé works at all.

 

Eh. I finished my drawing of Cleo. she's sitting on a peice of paper erasing something.

Salad and I are tied up in the background.

Salad looks like Zekk but with wings.

And he's too sarcastic for my liking.

 

Sarah: No wonder!! The Beast is really ungly!!

And as a side note, you'd better not do ANYTHING to J/J and A/T or ELSE!

Nat

 

I was thinking just the other day that I need to name my muse. He/she is very evil, he/she has embedded him/herself in a 5 meter thick durasteel wall and won't come out. I think he/she needs to become two muses, one that's a he and one that's a she. Name the 'he' Jacen and the 'she' Jaina, and you've got your perfect set of evil Jedi twin muses. But those aren't their names. Poot. Luke and Leia? Nah. Help me name my muses, please!

He: We want don't want to be named.
She: Yeah, we don't want to be named.
Me: Too bad, you have to be named.

 

Cattie- hmmm... trying to think of something. how about Esh (boy) and Tal (girl). It's hebrew for Fire and Water

 

*sticks tongue out at Nat* It wouldn't be my fault...

 

Esh and Tal. Fire and Water. I like that.

Esh: But... but... I DON'T WANT A NAME!
Tal: Yeah, me neither.
Me: *sighs* Well, deal with it. As you can see, Tal always agrees with Esh. *shakes head and mutters*
Tal: Why doesn't he always agree with me?
Esh: She never said I don't. She just said that you don't always agree with me, and therefore, I don't agree with you. *looks up* Hah! I'm Fire! You're Water!
Tal: *sticks tongue out at Esh* Hey, I don't agree with him! Yippee!

Me: So know, I've got to get them out of the durasteel. *sighs* Night, all.

 

*gives the Beast a whap in the head for killing Lu...erh Lucas, he is not at all phased and sends me flying into a wall*

Me: Ahh...do you WANT them to lynch us?!

Beast: *growls* Let them try.

Me: But I didn't want to kill him!

Beast: You will do as I command, pitiful one.

*I begin to cry, Beast sits back in his chair* You see how mean he is!

 

You guys make Cleo look tame!

Cleo: They do not! *sticks out tounge*
Me: Actually, they do.
Salad: I BEG TO DIFFER! *is still tied up*
Cleo: shut up...
Me: STOP FIGHTING!
Cleo: You shut up, too.
Me: NEVAR!
Cleo: *ties me up*

 

I've got bad news. The Beast killed my favorite OC! *Beast gives threatening look* Uh, he wants me to go back to killing people. Cheerio.

 

Flowerbee- aw... soo sad... Life goes on, yah know!?

I just realized what that brain teaser which can be either a wine cup or two proplr looking at eachother is - IT'S YOUR ICON! Just in black and white... with no lighting... or detail.

 

Hey, you're right, Vongy.

Esh: Of course she's right. You know, I personally know her muses...
Me: *whaps* Glory hallelujah. I'll die if he keeps talking too much. And he knows your muse, Vongy. Nooooooooooooooo!
Tal: I think Salad's cute.
Me: *whaps her too* Arrghh, surronded by evil/annoying muses.

 

Ach, you've got alot, Cattie! *Beast picks up sword* Ah! Okay! I'm moving!

 

My muse is evil...to me

It witholds all the good ideas during the day, and then drops them all on top of me as a big sack of feverish inspiration in the wee hours of the night.

Like now.
It's 2 frikkin AM, i should be sleeping not writing! augh!

Not to mention that half these ideas to begin with are inherently violent and cruel to their characters. That's double evil. Once because of the subject matter and again because I can't post any of those on these boards.


or wait...that makes it triple evil, actually.

 

My muse is also chief bunny producer. He loves blood and death and angst, but he likes bunnies?! Messed up weirdo...*Beast rumbles* NO! I am so NOT doing that!

Beast: Yes.

Me: NO!

Beast: It is your destiny.

Me: Oh, shut up!

Beast: Do as I say.

This may go on for awhile....

 

eh. I'll be here all night.
:\

 

Of course I've got an evil muse.

He makes me do a lot of cliffies and drawing things out, making it seem like whatever is happening will never end.

There are other things, like scenes that are good, but have no reason to write or scenes that have to wait till *MUCH* later to write.

My muse likes doing that, showing me scenes of the end and leaving me alone to do the beginning and middle. *sigh*

I've never seen him in appearence and he hasn't given his name, he just speaks coldly from the shadows. All I can see are glowing red eyes.

 

Your muse is Thrawn!

I'll trade you for Jace.

Jace: Hey!

 

Thrawn eh? *scratches chin* If that's true...he's my evil muse!

 

No!~

Thrawn would be such a great muse.

 

He's evil, but yes, he is great.

 

My muse is absolutely evil... absolutely evil...

She seemed to take joy in making me torture my OCs and in any other fic i write. It's hard!

*smacks muse on hte head* Oh yeah, you can blame Musey for WHiskey Lullaby, she made me do it!

Yes, I call my muse Musey. And it's hard when she runs away for a couple of days, I always get DWB.

:Targeter:

 

Mine's called Arbek. No idea why.

And yes, he's evil. I swear, he deliberately goes on holiday same time as I do - so I have six long hot weeks with NO SCHOOL every summer, and I can't think of anything to write. And then, as soon as it's back to the grind with an average of two hours' homework every night, pow, he's back. I hate him sometimes, I really do.

[Really?]

No.

[Good.]

 

Arrghhh! They keep beating me with ideas!

Tal: No we don't.
Esh: Yes we do.
Me: Oh, just shut up. *traps them in the chamber of secrets from HP* Ah, peace and quiet.
Tal: No we don't!
Esh: Yes we do!
Me: Or not.

 

*sneaks in* I wanted to take a nap, but noooo! He says I have to go kill my baby OC. Jerk.

*goes flying across the room* awwwww!!!