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JCC The FART Thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by vin , Feb 27, 2021.

  1. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    farted; farting; farts
    Definition of fart
    (Entry 1 of 2)

    intransitive verb
    often vulgar
    : to expel intestinal gas from the anus

    noun
    Definition of fart (Entry 2 of 2)
    1often vulgar : an expulsion of intestinal gas
    2often vulgar : a foolish or contemptible person couldn't stand the old fart

    Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks win

    This thread will be our resource to fart announcements. This may include descriptions of odor, volume or any little details about it. Describe your fart adventures which may include crop dusting, Dutch ovening or torture of those around you.

    WARNING: Discussion of poop will NOT be tolerated in this thread. Take it to fecal force n00b!

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    Last edited: Feb 27, 2021
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  2. VadersLaMent

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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    My cat will sometimes perform silent farts, and I will want to die.
     
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  4. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Anthology & Fan Films Manager and Ewok Enthusiast star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Fathers Against Rude Television?
     
  5. DarthTunick

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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Fart declared and eaten.
     
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  7. I Are The Internets

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    Oh god I can't stop farting.
     
  8. Darth_Foo

    Darth_Foo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I let loose one of the loudest farts ever in a small Sally's beauty store, me and my wife were the only customers. One sales lady said "I can't even deal with this no more!" and stormed off to the back room.
     
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  9. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Ah, Fernando Antonio Ramon Tavares, my second favorite colonel who served under Bolivar in the Wars of Spanish-American Independence
     
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  10. Jedi Knight Fett

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    I haven’t farted in a while
     
  11. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    If I have to post here every time I fart we're gonna be on page 30 by the end of the day.
     
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  12. Jedi Knight Fett

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    Do it you know you want to tell us everytime you farted
     
  13. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 6

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    Wir fährt nach Sie Haus.
     
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  14. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Fantastic
    Aromatic
    Rectum
    Toot
     
  15. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 8

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    Have y'all played Assassin's Creed Valhalla?
     
  16. DarthTunick

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    No, but I have farted.
     
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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Are Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes allowed to post here?
     
  18. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 6

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    No
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  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Howdy.
     
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I was having Lenny & Larry's Complete Cookies for extra nutrition an calories and had to give them up. Loud, frequent, uncomfortable, and extra stinky farts, I just could not stand it.
     
  21. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    For those of you who think that women don't fart - please meet my mother , she's like a brass band.
     
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  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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  23. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Extra fiber snacks really make ya sound off.
     
  24. TiniTinyTony

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  25. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    @vin How are the farts today