The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

*Throws another chook snagger on the barbie*

 

*flails about pathetically*

I'm not sure I like being sellotaped to anyone.


Oh, and this seems perfect for this thread. My spell checker says that sellotape is spelt wrong and one suggestion is counsellors.

 

*With a wave of her wand, Moose magically gets set free*

*Goes back to cooking chook snaggers*

 

Yay!

*goes back to eating the structurally important walls*

 

*Attaches chook snaggers to the walls*

 

Awww, now I can't the walls any more.

 

Something wrong with my chook snaggers?

 

I'm vegetarian.

 

They're vegetarian chook sanggers.

 

Vegetarian chook?

*runs around screaming until her head explodes*

 

Yeah. They're made of carrots and cabbage.

 

*Plasters the walls with a mixture of Tofu and Quorn*

There we go, Moose! Enjoy!

*Pokes everyone with the non-vegetarian snaggers*

 

*Spray paints the wall with spaghetti string*

 

*Fills some rubber chickens with rice pudding and throws then at the ceiling*

 

*consumes the walls leaving nothing but a floating roof*

This doesn't look good.

 

*Makes walls using elastic bands and wool*

 

*Laughs hysterically at thin air before throwing a munchkin at here imaginary friend, 'Fred'*

 

*Gets confused by the fact that the boards are telling her to go to Poultry Cross on August 31st....*

 

*Starts to make random calls to radio stations just to hear her name on the radio*

Hey, I heard my name twice today on the radio. Admittedly it was the station broadcasting the cricket

*Hits a cricket ball into the padded wall while on the phone*

 

Cricket? Where's the cricket?

*Begins making strange churping noises*

 

It's summer over here, so time for the summer sports! My team, the Western Warriors were playing in Melbourne, so I was listening to the match on the radio. There's this one guy that follows the players on the road and does a broadcast back to Perth. The Warriors are the only team that has game-by-game coverage. I just wished I could have been in Melbourne for the match. Would have made me feel a lot better.

People think I'm sad that I like cricket so much, but it's the only thing that makes me happy. It gets me out of the house and takes my mind off things.

*Hits the cricket ball into a stand-up of Andrew Flintoff*

 

*Plays Virtual Bubble Wrap, then spends the next hour trying to impersonate Bob Dylan*

 

*Swings from the ceiling like Spider-Man*

 

*starts eating the ceiling*

 

*Falls off the ceiling as someone ate in - lands on head*

Ooh, I have a lump the size of a beach ball on my head!