JCC The First Annual JCC Snark Week (July 28- August 4)

I have not yet begun to snark.

 

What are you waiting for? A written invitation?

 

Ooh, have you learned to write?

 

I wish he'd unlearn.

 

Why don't you teach him that? You're a master of unlearning.

 

At least you have to learn to unlearn. What's your excuse?

 

What's with you avatar? You know we all have to look at it, right?

 

It’s all relative. For example, I usually try to not even look at your posts

 

I guess you'll have to try harder, unless you're talking to yourself

 

We can make it a team effort. You post less, we all have to ignore less.

 

How about you forget your password and we'll pretend to miss you?

 

Those of us who aren't hard of thinking automatically log in. If you want to know how I'll explain it to you. And I'll be sure to sue small words.

 

Are you going to sue small words because they're not big enough?

 

TiniTiny knows all about not being big enough.

 

Are you mad because Captain Crunch outranks you?

 

Can one really say that this has been a successful snark week? Doubtful!

 

Well, it was...

 

But by your standards, the maiden voyage of RMS Titanic was successful.

 

so you actually believe he has standards

 

Of course he has standards. He never lives up to them, but he has them.

 

I fail so I can succeed at emulating you.

 

And that's the apex of your life's work.

 

Well, you need someone to look up to, boss.

 

Have I sunk so low as to be your boss? Kill me now.

 

Sounds like a waste of bullets.