The Fortress *Ladies Only*

This is in response to the guys treehouse.
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Ok, Ladies, it's war against da boys!!! grab your cameras, makeup, curling irons, and let's torture them boys!!! Who's with me???

EOJ

This thread is being locked at the request of it's members.

 

Oh, please! *coughcoughripoffcough!*

*snaps a picture of all the girls in their curlers without makeup, and runs away!*

 

FINALLY! Someone had the same idea I had!

Just yesterday, I was looking at that, and I thought, you know, that's dumb, we should make our own place to fight back.

I am SO in. *grabs keys and credit cards for shopping torture and waits.*

 

*Takes picture of underclothed Pillow fight*
*runs*

*MAN BREACH*

 

*runs after TheDarth, tackles him, takes his camera, kicks him good and hard, then returns*

See? I don't need my big brother all the time

Who's up for some PMS-soothing chocolate? *holds out candy bars*

 

I'll join *takes a yummy chocolate bar from D_F* Thank you I needed that . Now let's kick out all the boys Who wants some extra large stale timbits? We can use them as weapons And I have some fresh ones too for eating *munches on chocolate timbits *

 

Pete, TheDarth, buddies, I believe we need a strategy session. Storming the lair of such dangerous (but beautiful) beasts will require a lot of planning.

But it will be ours!

 

Hey finnaly a place for girls! Can I join? I brought my curling iron make up and everything! I'll even help keep these naughty little boys out (winks)

 

Drags in bag of make-up, money, cute guy pics, films, and of course chocolate.

Yay, a place of our own! But no body come near me with a curling iron or curlers, this hair is not getting that! Oh, and of course I had to bring one or two or three of my favorite weapons of course.

Holds up lightsaber, Nevair, and a picture of Elijah.

Opps! That isn't a weapon!

Hides picture away and lounges on a couch.

Anyone in the mood for Ewan? Say in Moulin Rouge?

 

I'm in! *lugs in CD player* I'm not very good with makeup and my hair is too long to curl, but I'm sure you all can help me with these things.

Chocolate? Pass it over! *pours Chai for one and all and lights lovely scented candles* Hey, if we're doing girly things, we might as well go all the way . . .

 

Hey, I'm in!

*lugs huge container of hundreds of nail polishes in thousands of shades*

Wait, got more!

*goes back out and comes back with two cases of lipstick, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, lipgloss, blush and every other makeup item under the sun*

Queen of Makeup has entered! Anybody want a makeover?

Oh... one more thing

*goes out and brings in rolling rack of clothes* (I wish!)

Now we can try on outfits too!

Did I hear Moulin Rouge!?!?!?!? Go Ewan... Go Ewan... Go Ewan!!!!!!

*sits next to Neon*

"The hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!"

 

Oooh, I want a makeover!!! *stares enchanted at the nail polish* Can't decide on a color . . .

 

Hmmmm... if I may recommend the classic crimson with a shimmer (Quick-dry, only about five minutes) or if you are going for a wild, party theme the lime green always looks sublime!

So many choices... so few nails to paint!

 

*shoos Kirk away*

No spying, big brother.

Hmmm.... makeovers....

*picks up crimping iron and a bottle of pale purple nail polish*

So, what shall we watch on the tube first, ladies?

 

Oooh, makeovers!

*pulls out a bag of thermasilk products.*

Your looking at the queen of hair straightening, so anyone that has naturally curly hair and wants perfectly straight hair without chemicals, head over!

And at some point, I would like electric blue nails with silver sparkles please?

*grabs a bag of pictures, and begins to run around making the room a collage of pictures of Ewan McGregor, Elijah Wood, and Hayden Christensen.*

Feel free to add pics ladies. I just think we need to make this place our own.

Definitely Moulin Rouge!!!!!

*grabs a bag of dove chocolates, and Charleston Chews, Dr Pepper, and bowl of popcorn.* Dig in!!!

*Sits on a VERY comfortable leather couch.*

 

Sounds like fun!

*drags in bean bag chairs and flops down*

Did someone say Ewan? *starts humming 'Lady Marmalade'*

Pictures... hmmmm *gets on one of the computers in the corner; prints out pics of Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, and Josh Hartnett; tapes them up*

I've brought Lindt truffles! *puts bottomless bowl on the coffee table* Help yourselves!

Makeovers... this sounds like fun! Whoo-hoo!

I'd like the metallic pink nail polish please!

 

::The one who hates dresses, skirts and all types of frilly and floral clothes steps in::

Make-up? Pink nail polish? Eyeliner? Sorry, not my type...

But I'll stay anyway! Would love to make war on the guys...



= Clare =

 

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:Tosses The Darth outside.:

And stay out!

EOJ

 

TheDarth, man, you're not helpin' our cause!

 

*puts up pictures of Paul Walker, Hayden, and Chad Michael Murrey*

There we go! Absolutly beautiful!

*opens trunk of nail polishes*

Have at it!

*Tosses pink, pale purple, bright blue out into the crowd*

 

Hi, Jaded, Jacinta!

Finishes drawing a few elven words on her wrist with gel pen. Looks at walls plastered with guy pics.

Hey, we're missing a few!

Runs out to Hotties of LOTR then comes back, arms loaded. Begins putting up pics of Orlando Bloom, more Elijah, a small bit of Sean Bean, and Viggo Mortensen. Then goes to pack and pulls out a few hundred more and plasters pictures of Ewan and a younger Mark Hamill. Kisses a pic of Mark from Covette Summer before putting it up.

That is better!

Goes back to pack and pulls out a ton of gel pens.

If anyone wants gel art done, just ask. Anyways, back to the matter of a certain wonderful hottie!

Digs back into pack. Pulls out Moulin Rouge dvd.

Where is the big screen and dvd player, let the drool fest begin!

 

Hey Neon!

*looks around*

Like the decorating!

*lugs in stand-up full size stand of Hayden*

Now its complete!

*snaps fingers and DVD player and big screen appears*

The Ewan fest starts... NOW!

 

Yes makeovers! Can I have purple nail polish?

(drags in HUGE poster of Orlando Bloom as Legolas and sits stareing at it, looking dazed) Anyone want to join me?

 

*throws purple over to Princess1*