Challenge The four words at a time challenge continues

Obi-Wan fainted. Qui-Gon carried

 

Tahl and left Obi-Wan

 

with Blossom's nerf-hair rubbish

 

. "My Obi-Wan's been dumped

 

by the heartless Jedi

 

, his master," Siri proclaimed

 

as a very large

 

heavy, speeder-sized keyboard-instrument fell

 

, an instrument of doom

 

plummeting down toward the

 

lovestruck Qui-Gon, keying in

 

the super-secret escape-hatch code

 

given him by Jar-Jar

 

and Inigo who secretly

 

conspired to hide the

 

psychedelic holocron of the

 

naked dancing hairy Yoda

 

-clone, who had stolen

 

the hearts of all

 

the Bothan back-up singers.

 

Twang! Thump! "My darling,"

 

Yoda-clone cooed to Siri

 

who promptly flattened him.

 

And stuffed him into

 

the Sarlacc plant's mouth.