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JCC The Geriatric Ward, Epsiode VI - Return of the Green Jello

Discussion in 'Community' started by GIMER, Nov 7, 2008.

  1. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 15, 2000
    This is the 11th iteration of the Old Folk?s Home

    The following are the social forum requirements and method of inclusion (official inclusion, mind you ? it?s not like we kick out visitors, especially if you bring the old people candy).

    1. Be at least of the age of 25. (Changed back due to popular demand).
    2. Be a like-minded individual - For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and get a job (like me).
    3. You need to PM Otis_the_Orderly for a room. This is key, and not surprisingly is often overlooked by most people. I am the keymaster. I am the gatekeeper. If you want a lovely room number to toss into your signature or tattoo on your buttocks, you need to PM me. (And don't keep PM'ing me every half hour wondering when you get your room number - I have a life. I'll get around to it! Just don't get all excited and die from a heart attack waiting for it. Sheesh!!)
    4. Oh, and you need to stay active, or I?ll assume that you?ve died of old age and will be unceremoniously discarded.


    With that, here is the current room assignment.
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    TheMorgue ? The_Paul_Bearer
    The Basement (Orderly Office) Otis_the_Orderly
    Sanitation Dept. - Ward Sanitation Engineer ? Position Open!

    Changes, as usual, in red:

    The barely breathing
    Drawer ? Geriatric
    1 ? **vacant**
    2 ? **vacant**
    3 ? **vacant**
    4 ? **vacant**
    5 ? **vacant**

    1st Floor - East Wing - Administrative Offices and Cafeteria
    1st Floor - West Wing - Recreation Room and Physical Therapy

    2nd Floor - East Wing
    Room ? Geriatric
    Physical Therapy - Ward Masseuse ? asfnone
    Physical Therapy - Respiratory Therapist ? mavjade
    201 ? Jinnerbread
    202 ? DarthUncle
    203 ? sweetcaroline
    204 ? Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi
    205 ? SarkaVrae
    206 ? Zaranne
    207 ? obiwankenobilover
    208 ? Darth_Meanders
    209 ? Darrkwolff
    210 ? mrsvos
    211 ? JEDI_TEEGIRLOO
    212 ? TK-2970
    213 ? MsLanna
    214 ? Sirene
    215 ? academygrad88

    2nd Floor - West Wing
    Room ? Geriatric
    Candystriper ? Position Open!
    216 ? DarthSticky
    217 ? SVAndrei
    218 ? J-Rod
    219 ? Healer_Leona
    220 ? Mayhem
    221 ? PrincessChattyCathy
    222 ? yankee8255
    223 ? JediFarfy
    224 ? JediYvette
    225 ? anakin_girl
    226 ? Malaki
    227 ? Jag4Me
    228 ? Earwen_Lightrider
    229 ? **Vacant**
    230 ? **Vacant**

    3rd Floor - East Wing
    Suites ? Geriatric
    Candystriper ? BultarSwan
    301 ? Kessel Runner
    302 ? mac-nut
    303 ? Tobey-Wan
    304 ? Elf
    305 ? Darth_Gangrenous
    306 ? JediFalcon
    307 ? Yoda_yo_mama
    308 ? Adalia_Durron
    309 ? Jedi_Satimber
    310 ? PatttyB0123

    3rd Floor - West Wing
    Suites ? Geriatric
    311 ? spooky-kid
    312 ? Maulfly
    313 ? GrandAdmiralStrife
    314 ? beezel26
    315 ? Kavic_Toth
    316 ? Dark_Lady_Jada
    317 ? Katya_Jade
    318 ? DarthPhelps
    319 ? Crash_Davis
    320 ? GIMER

    Tin Shed out Back ? thomasmontgomery
    (Maintenance Engineer)
    Refurbished Closet Next to Medical ? Luna_Nightshade
    (Official Maker of Tapioca Pudding and Bearer of Metamucil)

    Management Building
    Manager?The_WARD_Manager

    Cafeteria?Chef_Boy-R-D

    Garage?Bert-the-Bus-Driver

    [colo
     
  2. Crash_Davis

    Crash_Davis Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2006
    First post!

    [face_dancing]

    *falls and breaks hip*

    EDIT: And FTR, I voted for Team Awesome! as the new Ward name.

    :)
     
  3. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    I really should reserve my room huh?


    Oooh, there's a candy stripper position though???
     
  4. Crash_Davis

    Crash_Davis Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2006
    There's lots of space available!

    :)
     
  5. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    *shares bed with Frieda*
     
  6. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 15, 2000
    Now with new linky linkies in the opening post!
    I told you we can name the next Ward after your Great,Great Grandpappy, Crash!
     
  7. Kukbacca

    Kukbacca Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 18, 1999
    LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN!!!

    NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!!!
     
  8. Mayhem

    Mayhem Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Great..just as I was readjusting to the place, we go and get a new one. You can't do that to us oldies!
    It's unjust! It's not fair! It's......uh....um what was I thinking about?

    Is Matlock on yet?
     
  9. Jinngerbread

    Jinngerbread Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 2, 2007
    Yay, new room!

    *comes in and dances around and trips over her oxygen cord*

    Whoops.

    *Pages the nurse* Could somebody help me up, please? :p

     
  10. Nurse_DeLite

    Nurse_DeLite Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 24, 2004
    Why am I not listed, GIMER? I think it is definitely time for a colon cleansing for you!
     
  11. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    I'm going to need a king size bed for when I have sleep overs.

    Just so Otis knows. :D :D
     
  12. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 15, 2000
    [face_worried]
    I just took Otis' most recent list and added a few things.
    Nurse Ratchet wasn't on there before either...
     
  13. Jinngerbread

    Jinngerbread Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 2, 2007
    Well it's a rainy day here and considering we just made the huge move to a new thread, I think I'm going to go take a nap, (assuming the nurse comes to help me up sometime this year. :p)

     
  14. Crash_Davis

    Crash_Davis Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2006
    A vibrating king size bed?
     
  15. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Jul 31, 2002
    Ah, the smell of a new ward!! Gags and passes out.

    Thanks for keeping my room open, Otis! I'll try to get by here more often!

    [Looks at green jello on lunch tray]

    Umm, I think I'll pass on the jello this time! ;)

    Hi, Eethy! I used to hang out on the social thread in Ep. III many years ago!

    Can anyone help me get to the fan force boards? My computer throws me into a Google loop that I can't get out of!!!
     
  16. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    Oh yay, you went with my suggestion

    Happy Sigh

    drags in stuff from the other old thread, climbs into Mauly's chair and falls asleep
     
  17. Maulfly

    Maulfly Moderator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 2001
    *gets to work knocking down the wall between Strife's room and my own*
     
  18. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 7, 2002
    I had to crawl back into work, because one program decided to deny me access

    what a pain in the....

     
  19. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    It might on occasion. ;)


    So what do you folks do for fun around here?
     
  20. Crash_Davis

    Crash_Davis Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2006
    :eek:
    [face_blush]

    For fun we usually just bitch about dirty hippies.

    :)
     
  21. Darth Gangrenous

    Darth Gangrenous Chosen One star 10

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    Jun 1, 2005
    Hi Leona! [:D]

    The most fun thing we do around here is torment Otis. [face_devil]
     
  22. Lady_Belligerent

    Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Jan 29, 2008
    3. You need to PM Otis_the_Orderly for a room.

    He doesn't answer.:_|
     
  23. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Hi Gangy. [:D]

    So tell me more about this Otis. What has he done to deserve torment?
     
  24. Crash_Davis

    Crash_Davis Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mar 31, 2006
    Green Jello and unnecessary enemas.

    Hey DG, how have you been?

    :)

    Hey Jag, don't worry, Otis is usually busy smoking out behind the Ward and making out with Nurse DeLite.

    :)

    You're welcome to stop by anytime, though, at least till you get a room!
     
  25. Lady_Belligerent

    Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Jan 29, 2008
    Thanks! [:D] I love jello, but enemas? Not so much. [face_worried]