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The Seventh Sanctum of Darth Xanadu, Sith Zombie from Hell
Dantooine tap trooping saga, now a major motion picture!


Of lights and floors

Ever wonder what happened to the Jedi who couldn't hack the Agricultural corp? Read about it first hand!


To See her again!

 

To See Her Again--Yoda reflects on the torrid love triangle that destroyed his relationship with his Padawan Dooku and admits that all that hot nubbin' with Jocasta Nu was well worth it.

One for the Road

 

One for the road

Summary: Anakin Skywalker finds himself with a choice: to bring Padme, the love of his life, on the roadtrip to Mustafar that will change his destiny, or the other, the one he loves but can't say: R2. He can only take one. Which will he choose?

title: take a look in the mirror

 

Take a Look in the Mirror...

Vader (ROTJ original version) ponders his eyebrows and wonders where the rest of his facial hair went.



Worth It, but Not Really Worth It.

 

*rotflmao*

Summary: So Anakin. Tell me. Was the Dark Side really worth it? I hear they have cookies over there. Is it true? And if so... are they good? What brand? Isn't that why you did it? - the answer to these questions and more.

Title: The pineapple under the sea.

 

The pineapple under the sea -- Jar Jar makes a great discovery to help the Gungans become a powerful force in the Galaxy.

Title: Peace and Prosperity

Cheers,
Wyo

 

Mace Windu's motivational guide to life as a winner in the Empire occupied galaxy.


They said it wouldn't last

 

They said it wouldn't last -- When a naive Ewok falls for a dashing Chandrafan, people begin to talk.

When the Exception becomes Rule

Cheers,
Wyo

 

It is revealed that Anakin/Vader created or engendered everyone and everything in the GFFA, mostly in an attempt "to help Mom."



100 Years Of Turpitude

 

100 Years Of Turpitude -- The biography of Jabba the Hutt, with special Foreword written by Salacious Crumb.

Title: Civilization's Opus

Cheers,
Wyo

 

The Old Republic is set to reveal something that will set it up to be remembered as all time... a giant statue of a certain Gun Gun... The tale of how Jar Jar turned the tables on the Sith.


Master Blaster of Alabaster

 

Master Blaster of Alabaster -- Mace Windu begins his new career... as a bounty hunter.

Title: Too Little, Too Late

**edit** Dang this game is addictive.

Cheers,
Wyo

 

OMG!! *falls over laughing* far better than anything i envisioned.

anakin realizes that the race can't be one... and gets a little desperate... needless to say, sebulba doesn't survive the race. does anakin?

The Great Jukebox Dilemma

understatement Wyo... very much so...

 

The Great Jukebox Dilemma -- Chaos reigns in the Mos Eisley cantina as the Bith band suddenly calls it quits. The search begins immediately for replacement entertainment.

Title: Defenders of the Forgotten

Cheers,
Wyo

 

Defenders of the Forgotten: The true life story of a group of fan fic writers struggling against the odds to collaboratively write the third part to the KOTOR saga. (in joke)

Title: It Only Takes A Parsec, Girl

 

Anakin Skywalker tries to talk his beaten up ship to go just one more parsec... so he can find a BBQ.

Hutts in a Glass

 

Hutts in a Glass tells the bawdy tale of Jabba, Dirga, and Flagus trying to drink eaco other under the table. Trouble is, there is no table big enough.

Title: Terror of the Tatooine Dunes

Ack. Its my first try. I'll get better.

 

actually brew, that's a really good one. better than many of mine.

there's something hunting things on the dunes, and it's up to the super slueth duo of obi-wan and luke to solve it. (in the order of sherlock holmes)

the last hurrah

 

The Last Hurrah

George Lucas' written rebuttal as to why he continued on with the character of Jar Jar Binks after his subordinates fled in terror.



Never Enough Mustard


...so addicting....

 

Han Solo realizes he's out of mustard for his sandwiche... his adventure in trying to find some and how he journeyed from Coruscant to tattoine in his search.

Addictive? Me?

 

The sordid tale of theforce.net title junkies and their struggle to overcome through a well-known 12 step program. Actual testimonies included!


If Tomorrow never comes

 

Please remember that my stomach needs to be petted. Han Solo's odd request to his wife as he lays dieing in bed.

or,

You have to remember where you put the pickled choco drink. Lando's last request to Tendra, and other heartfelt comments.

Who's Scruffy Looking?


i'm a little afraid your's may be far to accurate jade...

 

Addictive? Me? Threepio is shocked to discover his shimmering metallic plating induces ecstasy amongst Wookie taste buds when Chewie goes four hours without a proper meal and gets a bit peckish.

Are You Here To Fumigate The Bantha Head?

 

Who's scruffy looking?

Han Solo's guide to looking good for the rebel metrosexual in your life.

Are you here to fumigate the bantha head? Just when you thought it was safe to be a rebel...

The Sands of Time


...I've got to stop...

 

After the Swarm War, Jaina Solo finds it even harder than before to break it off with with Zekk. Little did she know that joining Raynar's revolution would forever link her to him. Zekk's exasperated statement that he is addicted to her, literally, sparks her innocent assertion: Addictive? Me?


The Vest That Launched 1000 Imperial Ships!