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I'm With The Sy Snootles Band

Sure to be on every coffee table in the known regions! Pages and pages of color pictures along with a complimentary CD featuring the hit song: Will Someone tell Padme she's a chump?




Forever is a long time

 

Padme has second thoughts when hearing the wedding vows.

Let's Go Fry a Qyt.

 

"Chapter five hundred and forty of 'The Wit and Wisom of Yoda'. Now down to 1.99."

Last one and I'm away, this thread will get me fired.

You've got the face of an Amanin and you don't look a day over 75

 

Forever is a long time -- Dressed in his best coat and tie, Han contemplates his upcoming wedding to Leia.

Let's Go Fry a Qyt. -- Outdoor adventures by Bib Fortuna.

You've got the face of an Amanin and you don't look a day over 75 -- Your complete guide to sucking up to the Emperor!


Title: Beating the Rap

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Wyo

 

Summary for Beating the Rap:

Anakin/Vader's afterlife memoirs about his long career of killing people (and aliens), yet still being able to get redeemed at the end by his son.


Title: Honey, I Swear That Gungan Wasn't Dead This Morning!

 

Beating the Rap

Sure you'd like to know how Commander Cody got away with killing 1, 203,567,098,002 jedi and now you can!

Honey, I Swear That Gungan Wasn't Dead This Morning!

Sequel to Gungan gunned down.


Don't step on my blue jedi shoes

 

Don't step on my blue jedi shoes

Tupelo the Hutt writes about his long and semi-successful career as the GFFA's first and only Elvis impersonator.

This meandering, self-promoting, and occasionally belch inducing autobiography does contain one shocking revelation: that Tupelo is the result of an illicit one-night stand between Mace Windu and Gardulla the Hutt.

EDIT: Forgot to leave the title.

Title: 2,500,000,050 Ways To Leave Your Lover

 

Honey, I Swear That Gungan Wasn't Dead This Morning!

anakin skywalker never liked Jar Jar Binks. He may have have thought him funny as child, but as a father, he never saw the appeal. His wife Padme love the idiotic creature and shared that love with their children Luke and Leia. In a fit of rage, anakin strangled Jar Jar, leaving not other words for Padme than...Honey, I Swear That Gungan Wasn't Dead This Morning!

When a Certain Point of View is Wrong!

 

When a Certain Point of View is Wrong! -- Luke's retelling of his history to his grandkids.

Title: Calling all Clones

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Calling all clones--with the war over and nothing more to do, the Faurd Modeling Agency puts out an ad for the fresh face(s) of the fashion industry.

 

OK just one more....

Calling all clones

It's that time again. Time to call in the clones! That's right #17 in the award winning series is sure to bring smiles to kiddies and grandparents alike.


If Only this had never started!

 

If Only this had never started! -- A fanficer's memoirs about his fight to break the Title game addiction.

Title: So you think you got what it takes?

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A recruiting pamphlet for the Alliance.

Dude, where's my X-wing?

 

Dude, where's my X-wing? -- After a night of hard partying, Luke and Wedge must find their way back to base.

Title: Gungan like Meesa

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Gungan like Meesa


In a preliminary trial, Obi-Wan sends padawan Anakin in disguise to the Gungans to learn their ways and to learn about himself.


The Simple Droid life.

 

The Simple Droid Life- Two droids must act like silly, frivolous teen girls on Coruscant. And they must -get this- only speak ONE language!

What would Yoda Do?

 

What would Yoda Do?
~Luke has lived out his whole life by the saying, "what would Yoda do" he teaches this principle to his students at the academy

Nerf Burger, to go

 

Nerf Burger, to go -- The story of Han's first job working as a fast food cashier.

Title: Truth within Deception

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Truth within Deception
~Ben discovers a greater truth about the force while Jacen tries to decieve him into falling into darkness

This Tasty Teal Tradition

 

This Tasty Teal Tradition

It is a long-standing tradition to have the Organa girls' bridesmaids wear teal. Can Jaina and common sense save the day?!

Crazy For Yiu

 

Crazy for Yiu

Yet another Yiu cookbook in the long line of Yiu cooking. Couldn't the author come up with a different vegetable to saute, broil or braise?


Only to a mother's eyes

 

Only A Mother's Eyes:

An anthology written by the moms of the Empire's ugliest officers!

Somewhere under the muck of humanity

 

Only to a mother's eyes

The true story of Salacious Crumb.




What Would you do for a Credit?

 

Somewhere under the muck of humanity

Prequel to Dude, have you seen my muck?


All my tomorrows are yesterday

 

What Would you do for a credit?

A hilarious memoir of a popular coruscant reality show host.

Who moved my speeder?