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Victoria. BC The Great White North Bar and Grill (an international social thread!)

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Rani Veko, Nov 6, 2002.

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  1. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Welcome to our GWN Bar & Grill! Take off your coats, relax, and have a few drinks with us!

    We have on tap Molson Canadian, Labatt's Blue, Foster's, Guinness, Lowenbrau, Heineken, and even Coors Lite for our U.S. friends!

    The kitchen is always open, and sports on the big screen TV. There's darts, pool, and even a Star Wars pinball machine over there in the corner.

    Here are your bartenders:

    [image=http://www.dreamwater.org/art/gtr/images/GWN.jpg]

    ...yes, it's Bob and Doug MacKenzie. Hopefully they won't drink all the profits!

    Rani strolls up to the bar with a magnum of champagne, looking regal

    I christen thee, The Great White North Bar and Grill! May God bless her, and all who drink in her!

    smashes bottle on edge of bar, then walks over and cuts the ribbon across the door to the pub

    Hmm...this place could use some decorating. Any volunteers?

    - Rani
     
  2. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Runs of the edge of the Invisible Bridge and climbs the wall of the Pub and jumps for the Weather vein, Clutching it in both hands he plumets throught the roof of the place quickly pocketing the Weather Vien and Approuching the bar ::

    I'll have a Lemon Squash thank you
     
  3. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bob: G'day, eh? Here's your lemon...thing. Y'sure you don't wanna beer?

    Doug: Take off, eh! He said a squash! He's our first customer, hoser, you're gonna get us fired!

    Bob: Well, he did improve the decor. It's on the house!

     
  4. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ahh... A free drink, you just don't get that in The Big V... Oh wait They have a Twentyfour hour Happy hour thing going on! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    :: Books next flight out... looks at Lemon Squash and Cancles it. ::
     
  5. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *Sits on bar stool trying to make up her mind about what to drink*

    Hmmmmm... I'll have a ... no wait maybe not, how about....ah never mind. Just give me a lemon squash!
     
  6. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Turns Head Abroptly ::

    Lemon Squash?
     
  7. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yep

    *Takes a sip of her Lemon Squash*
     
  8. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Doug: Here's your lemon squash, Miss.

    Bob: (tapping Doug on the shoulder) You know, with all these Australians coming in here, maybe we should turn up the heater, eh?

    Doug: Hey, good idea!

    Doug cranks up the thermostat to 30
     
  9. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Drinks hoping that his 'Friend' doesn't steal his Identity ::

    Lol, It IS 30 degrees down here!
     
  10. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Don't need to worry TJ no one will steal your identity...


    Yup....finally nice weather!
     
  11. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't Worry, I've kept my Identity so unwantible only Damir want's it... oops did I say that out loud?

    Anyway, Hey Bob, Thanks I feel Right at home here with the tempature, Could you turn it up afew, its abit Chilli.
     
  12. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wow, an international pub!! Can we have small dancing German men??? Because that is truly what every international pub needs....

    Orders the most expensive "foreign" beer in the bar, only to reject it for being a Budweiser.

    Seriously, can we ban all American beer? It truly is dodgy...

    Grabs a Boags and thinks of home

    Things could get more interesting here, but are there any more Canadians around???
     
  13. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What's more interesting than lemon squash Rouge? :p



    ;)
     
  14. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'd have to say most things... frogs, small trinkets made of silver, grey poupon and beer (voted the drink of Oceania Regional's forums)
     
  15. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yes I would have to say they're more interesting than lemon squash...especially frogs, I mean how interesting can you get? :p
     
  16. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :: Lifts his Glass in the air ::

    To the Start of a... Ahem... New age for Victorians Both Aussie and Canadian
     
  17. Jedi_jem

    Jedi_jem Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *Raises her glass also*
     
  18. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TJ, just save yourself the trouble and don't mention it.

    Finds a bottle of cheap red just lying around

    Well, we can't let that go to waste can we?

     
  19. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow, there are more Victorians than...Victorians...here! :p
     
  20. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, I love that joke every time its told.... It has a certain freshness to it....
     
  21. Jedi_Master_Damir

    Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just dropping by to say hey to my Victorian and Victorian friends (there's another one for you RP ;) ), to get a drink, and hopefully my wallet back!
     
  22. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    sigh... Quietly slips JMD's wallet across the bar and waits with a large stick to prevent him telling more Mixoesque jokes...
     
  23. darth_brutus

    darth_brutus Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Looks at beer list*

    Hmmmmm... I'll try something local.. :)
     
  24. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Doug: Local? May I suggest a Piper's Pale Ale, Canterbury Dark, or...

    Doug MacKenzie is interupted by a line of German dancers bursting through the front door. He raises an eyebrow and takes a swig of beer from the bottle as he waits for them to pass by.

    Doug: Woah. What's with the hosers in the cut-off leather overalls, eh? Octoberfest was last month. Where was I? Oh, yeah...or d'ya want a Grower's Extra-dry Apple Cider?
     
  25. obi-wan_kurtnobi

    obi-wan_kurtnobi Jedi Youngling

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    Hey what does a local boy have to do to get a herman's in this joint ? :D
     
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