The Gungan Holiday Special and other bad ideas for television shows...

65. E! True Hollywood Story: The Life and Times of Salacious B. Crumb

 

64. How Rogaine can work for you- hosted by Yoda

 

62. When Empires Strike Back

 

61. VH1's Behind the Music: The Modal Nodes

 

From the people who brought you Battle Droid Bingo!

Sweating with the Jedi, starring Ry-Shard Simm

Wookies on Ice

The TeleGungans

Cooking with Jabba

The Trade Federation Stock Report... the most watched show in all of the Nemiodian Cluster!

 

56. Jeopardy!--The losers get tossed into the Great Pit of Carkoon.

 

Hunter, love your topic! Here's a REALLY scary one:

49. How to get a role as a space smuggler by becoming a carpenter on the set, Hosted by Harrison Ford

48. M*A*S*H (Maul And Solo Hauk-a-loogie) I dunno where that one came from... whew....*Today at the 4077th, captain Benjamin Franklin Maul and B.J. Solo are having a loogie hauking contest!*(Radar's voice over the PC)

wow, a little bit of nostalgia for ya there

 

45. XFL starring the Gammorean Guards.

 

Now for a Commercial Break!

<Scene: Man on Coruscant walking into a voters booth to vote>

Man stares questioningly at the two candidates on the datapad.

A small cloaked figure appears in a puff of smoke on the man's left shoulder. It appears to be a elephant-shaped version of Darth Sidious.

"Vote for me... I'm Chancellor of the Republic."

Another figure appears on the man's right shoulder, it is a donkey in a Jedi Robe with a beard and topknot.

"Vote for me, I was almost on the Jedi Council!"

Sidious shrugs non-chalantly.

"My apprentice can beat up two Jedi at once."

Qui-Gon taps his foot, with his hands on his hips, then says

"Well, I invented Midichlorians."

Sidious looks up thoughtfully.

"Come to think of it, some people mistake me for my apprentice."

Qui-Gon makes a kissy face at the man.

"Kiss me, I saved a child from slavery."

Sidious looks peeved, and turns away from the man's head.

"Once, Queen Amidala mistook me for my apprentice"

The man pulls out a candy bar, and begins unwrapping it.

Sidious stands up in full majesty on the man's head as he takes a bite from the candy bar.

"My apprentice and I have the same lightsabers"

Qui-Gon pops out from behind the man's head, and points a hoofed hand up at Sidious.

"I invented lightsabers!"

The two figures begin to argue silently.

NARRATOR(who sounds like George Lucas):

NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A LONG LONG TIME, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY?

<Cut to candybar logo>

 

-Motorweek, Television's Automotive Magazine, with your host Warmaster Tsavong Lah.

-Coruscant Graffiti, starring the Solo kids.

 

A gripping Stormtrooper drama "Docking Bay-watch"
with a Jedi undercover spinoff "Docking Bay-watch Knights"
saturday morning show "The Banana Siths"
"Jedi Master-peice Theatre"
sit-com set on tatooine "My Two Suns"
"The Droid Olympics"
of course can't forget "The JWF: Jawa Wrestling Federation"
Bespin cop comedy "Cloud Car 54 where are you?"
cant miss the Travel Channels special, "Alderaan: They have no weapons, they're peaceful."
Discovery's highest rated show, "The Rancor Hunter" (here's a nippah, isn't he gorgeous, isn't he fantastic...these rancors aren't vemomous, but his jaws can still pack a wallop..... I'm going to jump on his back now, but watch how i cover his eyes so he remains calm........)
and one more. seaside cop drama... "Calamari 5-0"

 

The Odd Couple starring Darth Maul and Jar Jar Binks.

Hee Haw live on Coruscant


Jar Jar P.I.

Mating habits of Tusken Raiders and Toydarians only on the Discovery Channel.

Coruscant General Hospital : Yoda is a nurses aide that doesn't play by the rules. In a race against time. Caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse. With his trusty sidekick 2-1B.

This Old House: with the Ugnauts

 

Channel 999: The Jedi Meditation Chanel All Jedi All Meditating!!

 

Here's another:

Surviving Lightsabre duels with Qui-Gon Jinn and Darth Maul

 

22. The Six Million Dollar Jedi

 

[saturday morning show "The Banana Siths"]

LOL!

The Naboo Hillbillies

 

When Sith Lords Attack-Your guide to Episode I hosted by Sio Bibble

 

18. Star Trek Voyager with Captain Jar Jar Binks.

It's time for a commercial break: "Ewok, the other white meat."

 

17. The Vong Comedy Hour with your host Nom Anor.

16. The Night of the Living Yuzzie.

 

The Weakest Link with the Jedi Council.

Ben: a show about a Jedi who leaves Coruscant, who buys a bowling alley and falls in love with his former padawan.

Live: with Plo and Adi Gallia

 

15.......I think?

How to become an millionair scavenger, hosted by the Jawas.

 

you guys took all of the good ones.