The Irish Jedi has posted!

The old dude. I think I saw that tv episode. It was with the lady who could fart out her nose, and not have to smell it.

 

Too bad you can't smell stuff through the TV

 

Yeah, I always wanted to know how bad a tauntaun really smells.

 

I know Tauntaun Stirfry smelled like ****.

 

Are you sure it was the tauntan and not the human cooking it?

 

Tauntan is the fruit of the wastelands of Hoth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, tauntan-kabobs, tauntan creole, tauntan gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple tauntan, lemon tauntan, coconut tauntan, pepper tauntan, tauntan soup, tauntan stew, tauntan salad, tauntan and potatoes, tauntan burger, tauntan sandwich. That's about it.

 

Oh, but you forgot the ever-delectable Tuantaun testicle ice pop. The kids love it.

 

Man, I thought those were frozen meatballs. Thanks a lot, Irish......

 

You don't want to know what the creamy sauce is..

 

My butt hurts....

 

Sorry to hear about your da, Irish, but we're glad you're still kicking. Red and Mon Cal need a good kick every once in a while.

Now, stop making me laugh, guys! I'm choking on my T.L.T. sandwitch, here!

 

Doesn't everyone love the fishes cause they're so delicious?

 

You mean it's not carbonara sauce?

I don't like fish. They have bones in them.

 

Go Goldfishes!

 

Bleck - those goldfish are evil.

 

Evil, yes. But they have a great jingle! (I think I need to get myself a great jingle, too.)

 

That's easy. Just buy some bells and put them on you clothes.

 

I know how you can get a jiggle too.....

 

I have a jingle: My Girlfriend is Inflateable.

 

So in other words, she's an airhead.

 

Is that a surprise?

 

How many weeks did it take to get your woman?

 

Calm down Maddux, I'm sure they'll Fed-Ex it to you if you're that desperate...

 

Yeah, she hardly takes up any space either. The only problem is that she can't fetch the beer.....

 

This thread makes me laugh.

Too bad that Pyrus's posts are gone.

Oh well.