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Islam The Islamic BBQ Cookbook

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor - April Fools 2014' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Please share your favorite recipes for Islamic BBQing.
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Apr 1, 2014
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  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Only, Halal, thanks. Want to make sure my updated recipes are legit.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Apr 1, 2014
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  3. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Slather them with pork juice first. But you have to do that while they are still alive. That way they can go straight to hell as soon as they're dead!

    Edit, I forgot to cite my source.

    Source: New York Post, article dated 6-24-2013.
     
    timmoishere, Apr 1, 2014
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  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Doesn't Jesus evict you from Christianity if you do that? You're effectively buying into THEIR belief that pork sends you to hell, and you'll thereby be worshiping the wrong god.

    [​IMG]

    Jesus won't like that one bit.
     
    Violent Violet Menace, Apr 1, 2014
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  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Found a chef for this Islamic BBQ:


    [​IMG].
     
    DarthTunick , Apr 1, 2014
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