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Islam The Islamic BBQ Cookbook

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor - April Fools 2014' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    May 25, 2001
    Please share your favorite recipes for Islamic BBQing.
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 19, 2003
    Only, Halal, thanks. Want to make sure my updated recipes are legit.
  3. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

    Jun 2, 2007
    Slather them with pork juice first. But you have to do that while they are still alive. That way they can go straight to hell as soon as they're dead!

    Edit, I forgot to cite my source.

    Source: New York Post, article dated 6-24-2013.
  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Aug 11, 2004
    Doesn't Jesus evict you from Christianity if you do that? You're effectively buying into THEIR belief that pork sends you to hell, and you'll thereby be worshiping the wrong god.


    Jesus won't like that one bit.
  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

    Nov 26, 2000
    Found a chef for this Islamic BBQ: