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Discussion in 'Community' started by JoinTheSchwarz , Feb 7, 2015.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    15 minutes to go!
     
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  2. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Is there a recommended method for watching this?
     
  3. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    click on the link in the first page and create an account. You'll find everybody there.
     
  4. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    blitzed
     
  5. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So, in London
     
  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Another suggestion! Next weekend we are going jurassic with...

    THE VELOCIPASTOR!!!



    After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

    Never a movie has had such a strong "they first thought of the title and then they thought of the plot" vibe! Be there! Or be square!
     
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  7. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Tonight... it's dinopriest vs. ninjas!
     
  8. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If your priest is not fighting ninjas for your salvation it’s time to find a new church.
     
  9. Princess_Tina

    Princess_Tina Chosen One star 7

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    Or give up organized religion altogether.
     
  10. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Two hours to go!
     
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  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    10 minutes to go!
     
  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Our second feature starts in 4 minutes!

    JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER!

     
  13. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  14. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Might pop in for a bit for the second one--usually I don't like it when competent filmmakers try to parody bad movies, though. They tend to come across as unfunny and condescending. Anyway, that was my impression of Velocipastor when I saw it a while ago.

    The only "bad on purpose" movie I've seen that I liked was Kung Fury, and that's more an homage to bad movies than a parody. You can tell that the makers really love those horrible old 80's low-budget action films.
     
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  15. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    the hunch
     
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  16. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A good night of fellowship and worship.
     
  17. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    If I'd remembered this, and doubly so if I realized that Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter was being watched.....

    the second one is quite the movie (I own it on DVD)
     
  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Yeah, JCVH was worth the watch. Laughed out loud several times.

    The VelociPastor... was fun, had a couple of good jokes, but as Ben said it was just too self-aware.
     
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  19. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Sorry I disappeared !
    Hope you enjoyed the Jesus movie.
     
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  20. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The fight between Jesus and the atheists is glorious
     
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    This Saturday we are going to be watching another bad movie classic. Plus it's been a while since we last saw a cyborg film!

    FUTURE WAR!!!



    A run-away human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present.

    That's all iMDB has to say about this movie. Twelve words, more than enough to spell "bad Terminator knockoff."

    Be there or be square!
     
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  22. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    This abomination is visiting us tonight!
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Casualty / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I am amped for it. So much so that I am gonna attempt to make it. I have the most gawdawful jetleg I've ever experienced in my life and fell asleep at the dinner table like a pop pop.
     
  24. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  25. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 6

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    As the MST3K guys said, there's no war and it's not in the future.