Social The Jedi Enclave ~~Welcome New Followers of the Light!~~

I definitely know the feeling though.

 

The duties of a Jedi can be such that one must be prepared to wake up suddenly when called upon. Jedi learn to develop their internal clock in sync with the hours of the day.

 

I named my alarm clock ‘Responsibilities’ so that ‘Responsibilities’ can wake me up every morning

 

Indeed, sometimes The Force will prompt me to wake at an hour that I did not intend and it will be important I was alert for the disturbance or need that arose.

 

Some droids can be programmed to act as reliable alarm clocks.

So true. The force may mysteriously direct us to things we should attend to.

 

"All energy from the Living Force, from all things that have ever lived, feeds into the Cosmic Force, binding everything and communicating to us through the midi-chlorians. Because of this, I can wake you up at 3AM." ―The AU alarm clock spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn

This is not the Jedi Service Corps you were looking for

 

Droid joke, what do you call a droid that you see through?

 

"I'm stuck on that one and cannot find it in my memory banks." --Said one droid to the other droid.

 

I am trying to better listen to the whisper of the Force.

Qui-Gon is haunting you long after he is gone.

 

C-through-PO

 

If we Jedi did the song “Kong Fu Fighting,” what would it be called?

 

That is truly deadpan.

 

I actually don’t know this one, that is very rare for me not to the answer of jokes. I got another one, what do you call five Siths stacked on top of a lightsaber?

 

Sith-kebab?

 

Yes, how do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

 

Cash is the key.

 

A Woo-key

 

It's all good fun. Those are some wringers.

 

Ok, I'll post my various jokes over there.

 

“I am One with the Force, the Force is One with me.”

Love that chant from Rogue One.