The Jurassic Hotel - The Land before Geriatrics

?Yeah baby, yeah!? ?

Oh wait, we are no longer on a 60?s kick?since we are all becoming dinosaurs or relics.

We must be getting old, as it took us 3 months to find a new home. But what a wonderful day to move in?Star Wars Trilogy is finally on DVD, and every room in the building has a copy and a DVD player to boot.

However, the only movie that will be visited more often than Star Wars is Jurassic Park and The Lost World.

See, we are so old; we come from the prehistoric age, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth freely. So whether you are a Brontosaurus, a Triceratops, a Velociraptor, or the King of all Dinosaurs?the Tyrannosaurus Rex, come visit us for dinner?and stay a while. Educate yourself.




Still going strong?our 8th installment of the WARD. Oy Vey, us old farts can talk and talk. It?s nothing but ?My Harem girls??but that has died, brownies and who is making them ? whether they are poisoned or not, Depends, children, Otis_the_Orderly and Green JELL-O.

Want a room in this masochistic (and flirtatious) society of old farts? Well, you need to meet a few of requirements.

1. Be at least of the age of 25.
2. Be a like-minded individual - For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and be a slave.
3. You need to PM Otis for a room.
4. And you need to do is stay active, or risk getting an Eviction notice to the Morgue Drawers when the next thread is started. The_Paul_Bearer would love the company.


Our History
The official Geriatric ward of the JC by darthmomm reached 13,330 posts.
Anyways...with lag times and all...we relocated to our new digs,
The WARD House (10,048 posts), but we were plagued with an infestation problem?bugs haunted us to no avail with every 25th post.
Senile City ? The Geritol Ward became the next destination.
After we discovered that we were no longer Senile?we were placed in The Crypt, to be tended by the Crypt Keeper.
Suddenly, the The Psycho Circus was built and we relocated to the plush new estate.
After the Psycho Circus exploded?we were all sent to the Coffin House ? Home of the UnDead because of ability to still breathe.
After some failed relationships, unexpected pregnancies, blossoming lovers, and overall mischief, the Austin, I am your father...no wait, your Grandfather - The New Geriatric WARD


Now that we have filled that up, we have to come here now?



Room Assignments as of 9/21/04

TheMorgue ? The_Paul_Bearer
The Basement Otis_the_Orderly
Sanitation Dept. - Ward Sanitation Engineer ? Darth_Elu

The barely breathing
Drawer ? Geriatric
1 ? Darth_Minx
2 ? Maleficant
3 ? MuttandSolo
4 ? psych0jawa1213
5 ? ask-the-younglings
6 ? Darth_H
7 ? darthtenbiscuits
8 ? strangebehaviour
9 ? Spacegirl
10 ? DarthVal
11 ? Valkor
12 ? citizenjohn
13 ? Kessel Runner
14 ? LoyalJedi - fired
15 ? IamZam
16 ? SithLord1968
17 ? TadjiStation
18 ? **vacant**
19 ? **vacant**
20 ? **vacant**
21 ? **vacant**
22 ? **vacant**
23 ? **vacant**
24 ? **vacant**

 

second always second i am

new ward smell before the dinos rumble in

starts filling her suite with her SW Collection

gee that wont take long

 

can I please get room number 36? im afraid of heights so make it on the 1st floor also. thanks.

 

not down today, got my SW DVDs so something is looking up but my magazine subscription is late

wonders what a dinosaur would look like in plastic armour

have to go now, enjoy your day/night and try and not get caught in quick sand....

 

starwarsagent...since Otis has disappeared...I'll take care of it. But we don't have a room number 36.

 

thanks so much. let me know when I can check in.

 

*drags in her recliner with a sleeping Strife on it*

 

Opps I almost missed the move.

****drags her stuff in****

**turns on her OT dVd*** well she wishes, it will be here in rl later today, I was very smart and preordered it so that I wouldn't have to worry about the stores running out before I could get it.


Well today is pink day. IN other words I wore a black skirt with lots of pink flowers on it and a pink sweater and pink bracelet. Why, because it did not require being ironed this morning. I was not in the mood to iron.

 

Where's my Embrace of Pain??? Somebody left it in the other place.

And don't mess with me today. I've had precious little sleep.

 

***stands way back from SW***

 

I'm gonna try and take Callie with me to pick up my copy of the DVD.

 

Good Luck JSat.

 

A new home...

And still with the same neighbors!

 

New place, looks nice. Calls movers to bring over the collection. I'm gonna need another room this time just for all my action figures.

ahhh.... is the ready ?

So , Who's ready to play some Battlefront?

 

sorry...make due with what you have spooky.

 

sO mAULY, Break out the Xbox

 

Old people.

Shouldn't all of you be dead by now?

Ignore the fact that it would mean the end of my job.

Edit: I have a few room requests. I'll get to them when I feel like it.

 

welcome back...from wherever you were.

 

OK, I have a list of people who need shots:

Sith_Wench - obviously needs a happy shot
Jedi_Satimber - needs a shot for memory since he forgot to put Ward in the thread title
Otis - you need a shot for slacking
Mauly and Strife - need a shot of happily ever after
Crystal - you need a shot to prevent hurricanes
AD - no shot for you
Spooky - It looks like the doctor ordered you an enema. Are you full of ****?

 

hey...Geriatrics is in there

 

Why don't we let the management decide? Perhaps I'll just go put in a call to The Ward Manager.

 

14 ? LoyalJedi - fired

What ever happened to my LoyalJedi???

Oh well, Elu can take his place