~*THE LAUNDRETTE*~

Ohhh a PRIVATE little thread for all those lost socks out there where we can perhaps find out partner in life and get fuzzy.

I throw the BEST parties everyone knows that... I hear that nice young Gay_Fireman is about the place, won't be long before Barrymore is back and Oooooooo perhaps even that sexy young thing George_Michael!

Do help yourself to the food and drink... I'll be in the back with that nice young TK Four Two One chappy

 

YIKES!!!!

 

*Swaggers into thread*

Ooooooh i say, it's a bit drab in here luv! And don't go wearing poor young TK out

 

Oh come on young man *slaps your bum* I'm sure you can make this old lady VERY happy

Well my darling fireman we can't all have good taste

 

I think George Michael is fiddling about with his latest release ! So he cant make it!!!

*looks up C_P's skirt and can only see cobwebs!!!*

 

Oh that George is a naughty boy, he'll be getting himself into trouble again... I did warn him last time but he never listens

 

Ewwwwwwww maybe she should go for an airing TK, and leave us alone for a while

 

It's been a while young TK I could do with a good hoovering out if you follow me

Maybe Gay_Firemans hose could do the job

 

You're all perverts, I'm telling on you to G-G-GGGeoffrey

 

It's only to be used in emergencies i'm affraid Cynthia.

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Geeeeeeeeooooooooorge!!! Cooey!!!!

Oh.....wrong George....sorry.

*Bashes the pink thing*

 

Ooooooooooooooooooooo I'm free

*pinches Gay_Firemans bum*

ohh so firm yet supple *claps hands together*

 

Ohhhh *gets beaten*

You you you... big HOMO-sexual beating on little pink fluffy puppets... you pervert I've been VIOLATED!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH GEOFFREY, ZIPPY... BUNGLE

 

*Adjusts garments*

Oh my that young buck TK is a real goer, that cleared the cobwebs out

 

*cleans of excess 'dust' and puts 'hoover' away*