Census the lesser of two evils

This is perfect. Obviously some will want Hobbit chat too but like... look at people who are well into that ****. We are dodging bullets here.

 

I have not seen any Hobbit films, so I can't vote. I'd see them, just to vote them down, but I hear they last forever. I just don't have that time. Those first three films were endless enough for me. Looking back, those first three films seem like three iterations of the same movie. I just couldn't bear to see it three times again.

I have seen the prequels once in the past 10 years. It was not a good experience. But at least they were different from each other: happy adventure (with annoying sidekick), brooding mystery (with annoying padawan) and Sith spectacular (with annoying cyborg). Pretty distinct installments. Which kinda makes you think of what could have been.

 

You're thinking of herpes.

 

tomato tomahto.

 

The Hobbit films are far worse.

 

Well, you'd know.

 

Everything in the Hobbit is the worst. Simple rule of thumb.

 

Mortis is much worse than ROTS, for me. But I mostly like ROTS.

As far as those other two comparisons... those are all bad, but the examples from AOTC are not as bad as the examples from The Hobbit.