The Ludicrous Operations League

Ok let's see if we can bring this up a bit.

so here are a few jokes:

Here are some jokes I found last night.


What do Osama bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They both look out of their caves and see rubble


Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and says something. Suddenly, Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the wall onto the field.

The stunned umpire shouts, "No, Mr.President! I said, Throw the first PITCH!'"



How do you stop a Taliban tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it!



Clinton is in the supermarket picking up some things for the new office when a stock boy accidentally bumps into him. "Pardon me," the stock boy says.
"Sure," Clinton replies, "but it'll cost you."

 

Lol. You can never fail when ripping on terrorists and Clinton.

 

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