main
side
curve

Saga - ST The Mandalorian Humorous Version (RR)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by study888, May 24, 2022.

Tags:
  1. study888

    study888 Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 16, 1999
    Warning: SW Saga and Mando and BOBF and TBB and MCU SPOILERS throughout.

    Rated PG-13 for violence, sex humor and drug references

    TITLE: The Mandalorian Humorous Version

    SUBTITLE: The MacGuffin

    Genre: Fantasy/Sci-fi

    Timeline: Between Return of The Jedi and The Book of Boba Fett


    Author: First author: study3600 (aka BrentKoivopolo888 or Anakin77)


    Length: Two or more TV Show Seasons' Worth of Material to cover.


    Notes: This collaborative work is not based upon a script but solely from observing the show and adapting it from a good memory, the best you can. This story is told in the present tense, in script format because that is the way Speak started to write it in 1999. Please no comments or discussion except not in-thread, but after the Seasons are all said and done and written up and parodied, at the very end, the thread will be open to all comments and discussion.

    Let's start a PM chain for those interested in writing this and to share ideas and stake out scenes.


    A long time ago in the as yet untouched by Kennedy Filoniverse....


    [​IMG]

    THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS



    THE MacGUFFIN



    CHAPTER 1: The Man from Laurien



    Red and Green Christmas colors flash on the screen, followed by the COOLEST TECHNO STAR WARS MUSIC EVER, and the first EVER CANON STAR WARS TELEVISION SHOW INTRO WITH SCENES from the SERIES is PLAYED, followed by the SEVENTEEN tiny words you have to put glasses on to see, at the bottom center of the screen which flash by for only a split second, (By the way, in case you weren't aware of this fact, you are now watching The MacGuffin).





    INT EARTH-DODGE CITY-SALLOON-DAY



    As DOC HOLLIDAY, BILLY THE KID AND BUTCH CASSIDY play POKER with WILD BILL HICCKOCK and ANNIE OAKLEY, a LONE GUNSLINGER WALKS into the BAR and-





    Whack



    MACE WINDY: Wrong movie, study. In fact I'm not even sure if that is a movie.



    study: Ow! Sorry.



    INT A PLANET-BAR-DAY



    It is DARK in the BAR. DIDN'T HEAR'IM walks in and immediately gets into a BARFIGHT, which he wins HANDS DOWN. To prevent HIS QUARRY'S escape, he fires a blaster bolt OUT THE DOOR, making it close PARTWAY.




    The man he's after attempts to sqeeze out the PARTIALLY CLOSED DOOR, finds he can't, and tries in vain to fight DIDN'T HEAR'IM again. Failing at this he makes a VAIN ATTEMPT TO BARGAIN.




    CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON-LIKE MAN: I can get you more credits.



    HEAR'IM: (Raises hand to where ear is beneath his helmet) Eh? Didn't hear you.



    BLACK LAGOON MAN: I said, I CAN GET YOU MORE CREDITS!!!



    HEAR'IM: Geez, man, you don't have to yell. I can bring you in hot or I can bring you in cold.



    EXT ICE PLANET-EVENING



    BLACK LAGOON MAN follows HEAR'IM across the ICE. A SPEEDER pulls up.

    [Ed-Ok guys, you can have your turns with this now. Remember to keep established parody planet and character names consistent with the other HV's and HAVE A TON OF FUN! [​IMG]

    All are invited to provide feedback.]
     
    Last edited: May 24, 2022
    clone commander bossk likes this.