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Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Master_Duron, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sistine pulls a move she has been known to do before...pulling out her credits she waves the tip in the air before MD

    "I have a hefty tip here...even more is the kiss is right..."
     
  2. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Master Duron grabs her credit card, verifies credit limit, pulls her close to him, dips her backwards

    Here is what the bartender ordered

    plants a big kiss until her face turns blue
     
  3. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wrapping her arms about his neck Sistine enjoys her kiss until her boots shoot off!!!
     
  4. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Well, that didn't take near as long as I thought it would.

    Start me up a tab, Barkeep. Here's my cred-chip.

    Let's start out w/ a round for the house, on me!

    And I think Sistine might want another of what she just had.
     
  5. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Master Duron raises his voice and shouts

    Another round on the house courtesy of PZ

    Grabs her credit card, scans and verifies credit limit, then grabs PZ around the waist.

    Gotta keep my customers happy. ;) :D [face_devil]

    Dips PZ and curls her toes
     
  6. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Turn on some disco music, we need to turn this into a dance party!!!"

    (And Void, it had better not be the Cantina song...Watto Style)
     
  7. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [catches balance and breath]Boy, this has been a week for me.

    Have to celebrate in here, too much stuff going on in my other haunts.

    Yes, please, no Jizz band music. How about some Coruscant Swing?
     
  8. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Master Duron smiles as he sees his patrons jump up and start dancing. With a serious (ahem) Duron points to a sign on the wall that reads:

    NO LINE-DANCING ALLOWED
     
  9. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    What good is line dancing? I thought the whole point to dancing was getting to rub against one another, isn't it?
     
  10. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Yes that is the point ;)
     
  11. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "And who's idea was it to hang these ferns?"
     
  12. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Then make sure you give that music a decent groove, w/ plenty of funk!
     
  13. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sorry folks but its closing time. I must prepare for our fun filled weekend. You can go anywhere you like but you cant stay here. ;)

     
  14. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Have a great Weekend, Enjoy Flag!!!
     
  15. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Master Duron escorts all the customers out and hangs the closed sign.

    Goodnight all
     
  16. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    All right, back to the prairie for me. But at least I get to go see Night Ranger tonight!

    Have a great trip and I expect to see some great pix when you get back!
     
  17. Darth_Myles

    Darth_Myles Jedi Youngling star 2

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    In walks a figure clad in black robes... He walks up to the bar and orders a shot of the strongest stuff you got.

    After downing his shot, he slowly stalks up behind Darth Greedo and in a flash of green light out comes the lightsaber.

    "I am Darth Myles, I challenge you Darth Greedo"

    BARFIGHT!!! Hoody Hoo!!!
     
  18. Darth_Vorpel

    Darth_Vorpel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    just before closing, i slip in and have a Jawa Juice, courtesy of MexChewie...and then just as quickly slip out.
     
  19. Darth_Greedo

    Darth_Greedo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    As I turn around I turn on my saber right between Darth Myles legs. (I guess no kids for Myles)
     
  20. EmprsHandMick

    EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Figures, just when I need a good stiff drink the bar closes...
     
  21. Darth_Myles

    Darth_Myles Jedi Youngling star 2

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    With one swift slice of my saber...you're head is now laying on the floor next to you slack body...I rummage through your pockets and take all of your loot. I also fasten your lightsaber to my belt and walk away softly chanting,

    Another one bites the dust...
     
  22. Mobius

    Mobius Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I hope that was in reference to your brother, DM, b/c I don't think Mick would have let you survive...She is Emperor's Hand after all :)
     
  23. Darth_Myles

    Darth_Myles Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Of course it was in reference to Darth Greedo, do you think that I could possibly attack my mistress? Heck no, I have only been her apprentice for a short time. She would wipe the floor with me!
     
  24. EmprsHandMick

    EmprsHandMick Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He's already learned something. :)
     
  25. Darth_Myles

    Darth_Myles Jedi Youngling star 2

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