Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

The part where someone says their 17 year old daughter loved it too, my god my sides are hurting from laughing. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm nuts.

 

Well, I have to go deal w/ teenagers in the morning, so I should get out of here.

/checks to make sure that it looks like Jawas raided the place. Satisfied, she grabs another bottle and starts for the door/

Need something to help me sleep, see ya later.

 

Goodnight. THis place is starting to get quiet. that's no fun... Where are the PFF people anyway?

 

oohhh!!!! Hard liquor!! YES!

<grabs a shot and slams it down>

Oh, I needed that!

Well, this PFF'r was watching LotR for the last three hours, sorry.

 

*pours another for Anwelei*
You have catching up to do

 

Thanks, Mick!

<slams more down>

Ahh, that's better. What's shaking around the PFF? I swear I feel like I've been on the other side of the galaxy all summer and I haven't a clue of what's going on.

 

Well, pretty much if you want to do something on a weekend we've got you covered. Weekday? a good portion.

 

Whoa, that's really a lot of stuff then.

<hopes not all of it requires cash :-o>

 

Considering how many of us are a bit short on that particular commodity, when it does it usually isn't much

 

right on

 

I am a thread killer! Go me!

 

Master Duron walks into the Jedi Tavern and notices that half the bar stock is empty.

Hahahaha, I am glad I put Visine in all the bottles before I left.

What is that smell ?

I really need to leave the key with someone when I go out of town for the weekend

 

Greedo walks in right behind MD and notices the smell. It smells like the locker room after a bloody sweaty game. Greedo tells Duron when he gets it cleaned up he will be back until then he has to go puke because the smell is so horrible.

 

The doors open and a young woman walks up to the bar. She looks a little worse for wear, her clothes are dirty and her hair a bit of a mess. Taking an empty stool she looks up at Duron. "How about one of those Sith Kiss drinks you were talking about...what a rough weekend. I had to face the 'trials' and it was harder than I thought."

 

You got it baby.

pushes a secret button and the walls behind the bar turn around revealing the true stock of alcohol. Mixes the SithKiss for Sistine and hands it to her.

The cleaning droids did a really nice job cleaning the place.

I am accepting applications for someone to run the tavern while I am gone next week. Please PM why you should be that person.

 

Duron looks at Sistine

Trials? What trials ?

 

Dood...Greedo, you're dead...how did you get back in here?

 

Hey, no violence in the bar. Take it outside or I will have to force slap your @$$.

 

ROFL...okay MD, you win. Give me the strongest stuff you got!

 

Be careful, Duron, he might like that.

 

Good call IA, thanks.

What would you like to drink?

 

hey wait a minute...I think I have been the butt of a joke here! D'OH...I have been wounded!

 

"What would you like to drink?"

Do you know how to mix a Sex on Naboo? If not I'll take a Fuzzy Lekku.

 

You guysh need shome dishco in here. Yah! You need to have shome gold in here too.

Goldmember

 

Let me just say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" and go running from the room.

/me runs out the front door screaming!