Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

This entire article makes me want to end up like the end of Event Horizon...

https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Mayor_McCheese

 

which means my strategy of copying is superior to yours.

 

honestly mcdonaldland being based on h.p. lovecraft makes a ton of sense.

 

But, like, legitimately I can't tell if that's true or they meant H.R. Puffnstuff from the lawsuit -- but you're absolutely correct that because I can't tell the difference, this says a whole lot about McDonaldland!

 

He owns multiple things not bat shaped. And how soon you forget his undercover work:



Also, you are arguing a guy who can't figure out Riddles and Joker's sick games can't play The Price is Right? The guy literally solves puzzles almost every episode or follows clues. And as far as training for any of these games? We're talking ninjas, escape artists, etc. So I think Batman being thrown by regular prizes is not going to bother him. If this were Bale Batman, you might have a different argument. But animated Batman? Nope.

 

right? i forgot that solving puzzles and fighting ninjas means you can easily memorize the price of every item in the grocery store. my bad.

here's an idea. maybe batman could use his millions of dollars to buy adama that damn dinette set.

 

Let's not forget, you could just agree to fight to the death instead of doing pricing games.

 

Im a little disappointed I didn’t get to the tiebreaker but on the other hand I’m fairly certain Drunk Superman just 1v10s my entire team in a fight to the death so it’s probably a moot point either way.

 

At least you got the consolation prize of Shawn and Gus winning vs Superman?

 

Direct action. Redistribute the wealth.

 

correct. And then because I didn’t get the tiebreaker only they have to die. It’s a win-win.

 

Adama would never accept. He wants to earn it. That's the type of guy he is. I will say, Maria is also looking at it. She did have to abandon hers when she fled the nazis so she's also looking to rebuild.

Okay, are you going to argue that with 24 hours prep, the likes of Sherlock, Felicity and Batman can't memorize those exact prices? With LMD Coulson as well I might add- A known collector and knower of useless trivia. And Cap-who literally spent a movie making a list of things to learn so he was caught up with the world. Also, Drake Mallard is a typical stay at home single dad so he probably knows most of the prices you mention. Also, Hal Jordan was living on a test fighter pilot's salary so he's not exactly on the same level as billionaire Bruce Wayne.

Not to mention Felicity was also a normal worker before marrying Oliver. And Oliver traveled the world, worked for shadowy government agencies, has lost his fortune, has been in prison, and has been the mayor. So if we're talking about a person familiar with economics - Ollie and Felicity also should not be underestimated. And Sherlock, well, he'd just look at all the tells the items give and deduce the price- or more likely, deduce what the other team would answer and outsmart them that way. And yeah also Lara Croft has her own experiences with puzzles and games on a more life/death scenario so she also shouldn't be underestimated. Because if she guessed wrong in her line of work? The price is death.

And you are right, we could always just move on to the fight to the death. I leave it up to you.

 

Was not expecting this to be under the "Amph" banner, but cool.

@Jordan1Kenobi @cubman987 you ready to judge?

 

@cubman987? @Jordan1Kenobi?

 

Yeah, that threw me.

Did we settle on to the death or games? Good with either.

 

(notification system, not you)

 

Oh yeah. I’ll get on to it within the next couple hours.

 

I don't know how this battle turned into cannibalism... You guys never cease to amaze me.

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Kermit the Frog, Hi and Ed McDunnough, Cameron, Magnum Pi, The Log Lady, Bombaata, Star-Burns, Mayor McCheese, Kara "Starbuck:" Thrace, and Johnny Blaze

vs.

Batman, Sherlock Holmes, Admiral Bill Adama, Maria Von Trapp, Green Lantern, Dr. Zoidberg, Darkwing Duck, Agent Phil Coulson (LMD), Oliver Queen, Felicity Smoak, Captain America, and Carl Weathers

It sounds like everyone decided to settle on playing the games, so based on that, I can confidently give this win to Yoda's team. He literally has a team full of geniuses that are all prepared. Guessing the price down to the dollar or cent may even be tricky for these people though, which is where Batman and his tech comes into play. He could literally look at a price and be told everything about it, down to the elements it's made out of.

Then we have plinko. With a team of heroes as accurate as Bats, Cap and Arrow, that plinko disc is going exactly where they want it to. If worst comes to worst, Green Lantern can do a lot with that ring of his.

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The Doctor, Mac and Charlie, Winston, Ignatius J Reilly, Frank Drebin, Ya-Yoon, Genos, Kris Statlander, Constatine, Roland of Gilead, Haruko, and Alita

vs.

Babe, Pam, Yi, James Bond, Zack Morris, Buster Bluth, Luicille Two, Ned Flanders, Frylock, Jessica Fletcher, Selene, and Fezzik

This one is a lot tougher. ASW has a lot of overpowered assassin type characters, some even from the future, that would be hard to imagine them even attempting to play on a game show like this. There are certainly characters on your team that would do well, but Heels on the other hand only has a few characters completely out of their depth, like Babe, Andre the Giant and Selene.

Plinko on the other hand would be dominated by Roland with his bullets breaking the laws of physics. But I'm sure Selene and Bond could pull off something equally as impressive. If it was a fight to the death, then that'd be an entirely different outcome.

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Long story short, Yodaminch and Heels get my votes.

 

It is a fight to the death as soon as Ja doesn’t get her way

 

Guys, think about what you're doing -- you're voting for heels.