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Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

Discussion in 'Community' started by DarthIntegral, Jul 24, 2020.

  1. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    yay new home!
     
  3. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC 100 Day Star Wars Challenge Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Minch declared all of his matches to be for the election, whereas everyone else decided to go for a fight to the death. If you want to change this let me know and I'll redo my votes.

    Magnum PI (PREPARED) vs. X-23 TRUMPED with Maggie Simpson
    Star-Burns vs. Shazaam
    River Tam
    vs. Eleven

    Frylock vs. Maria Von Trapp TRUMPED with Greef Karga (election)
    Pam vs. Agent Coulson (election)
    Selena vs. Admiral Bill Adama (election) - Can't argue with Heels' argument here.

    Kris Statlander WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM The Doctor vs. Shawn Spencer and MC Clap Yo Handz WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Glados
    Frank Drebin vs. Furiousa
    Constantine (PREPARED)
    vs. Drax TRUMPED with Puss in Boots
     
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  4. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I don’t think Drax is a demon, but I don’t know enough about him to say for sure
     
  5. LloydChristmas

    LloydChristmas Baseball and Three-Time Jedi Draft Champion star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    River and Eleven are basically twins. My only arg is I think that, as a middle-school girl, Eleven is likely capable of far more psychological destruction.

    I may or may not be speaking from experience.
     
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  6. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga/Fun & Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The only one I disagree with is I'm taking Frylock - Maria and Grief can't both win the position so they turn it into a 3 candidate race and spilt the vote they would have gotten on their own. Also, people love fries.

    @DarthIntegral
     
  7. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Chosen One star 6

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    Hold up here, I lived in a town for 20 years and we always had a first and a second selectman. So I assumed this was a ticket with one being first, and the other being second. And there is nothing saying that they can't. All it said is "Elect as Town Selectman". And typically when I have voted, there was a paired ticket.

    So if that is the argument (that they split the vote) then I would disagree as my trump is one ticket and Frylock is his own ticket. Up to you and the other judges if you agree/disagree but that was my impression when I made the argument.
     
  8. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga/Fun & Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Fair enough - they get the less that 1% of the estimated people who don't like French Fries and Frylock still wins. (FWIW I had no idea what a selectman is as we don't have them here but looking it up it looked like there was only 1?)

    https://www.nola.com/entertainment_life/eat-drink/article_bd600d04-fe37-517c-be85-338a1d340f0f.html#:~:text=According to a survey done,other potatoes likes and dislikes.
     
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  9. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This really seals the deal for me, to be honest.

    Numbers Called: 8, 1, 9, 2
    Our location will be ... Starrs Hollow and in particular Luke's Diner from Gilmore Girls
    [​IMG]

    @tom The Rainbow Connection vs. I'll Be Shaq @LloydChristmas

    Current Score: 1 - 5

    Tina Belcher vs. Sarah Connor
    Cameron vs. Spike Spiegel
    Starbuck vs. Walter White (PREPARED)
    Johnny Blaze TRUMPED with High and Ed McDunnough vs. Drunk Superman

    @heels1785 Team, no really, this time heels is going to win vs. Singing Lazers to the Face @Yodaminch

    Current Score: 2-4

    James Bond WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Alpha One vs. Dr. Zoidberg
    Jessica Fletcher (PREPARED) vs. Batman WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Sherlock Holmes
    Fezzik vs. Captain America
    Babe TRUMPED with Ned Flanders vs. Darkwing Duck

    @a star war Thunder Gun Express vs Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters @mnjedi

    Current Score: 4-2

    Ignatious J Reilly vs. Bill Cypher (PREPARED)
    Roland of Gilead vs. Loki
    Battle Angel Alita vs. Perry the Platypus
    Haruko vs. Michael Jordan



    SECRET REVEAL: #9 is actually a contest to hide something from Mrs. Kim
     
  10. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Chosen One star 6

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    That is the most prepared detective battle ever.
    But in terms of raw skills, my two beat Jessica. Batman is better trained, more for, and far more rich. And Sherlock is smarter no matter how smart Jessica is, he is a level beyond.

    As to hiding things, Steve hid the fact he knew Bucky had killed Tony’s parents. He hid himself from the government after Civil War. And at the end, we learn he hid the fact that he was Peggy’s husband all along. Heck, he hid himself, inadvertently, in ice for 70 years...

    My point: what that “thing” is, Cap’s pretty good at hiding things.

    Honestly not sure what Ned and Babe bring together. But Darkwing has faced worse than them.

    And honestly, I’m not sure how one preps for Zoidberg. Zoidberg doesn’t even know how to prep for Zoidberg.
     
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  11. dp4m

    dp4m Also a Narc star 10

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Any more arguments?
     
  13. dp4m

    dp4m Also a Narc star 10

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    Is this draft even happening? Does that start an argument? :p
     
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  14. mnjedi

    mnjedi Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Perry the Platypus has hidden his secret identity all this time, and P&F are super geniuses. Plus he’s always hiding whatever tool he needs to escape from Doofinshmirtz. He’s got this.
     
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  15. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Chosen One star 6

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    I should win because I argue? [face_batting][face_dunno]
     
  16. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  17. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Alright, is this the rare draft abandoned by everyone except the commish? (and minch).

    Let's see some activity, or I'm advancing us to a minch-heels Final.
     
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  18. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga/Fun & Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Oops I missed this - I'll get judgements tonight.
     
  19. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga/Fun & Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Tina Belcher vs. Sarah Connor
    Cameron vs. Spike Spiegel
    Starbuck vs. Walter White (PREPARED)
    Johnny Blaze TRUMPED with High and Ed McDunnough vs. Drunk Superman

    James Bond WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Alpha One
    vs. Dr. Zoidberg
    Jessica Fletcher (PREPARED) vs. Batman WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Sherlock Holmes
    Fezzik vs. Captain America
    Babe TRUMPED with Ned Flanders vs. Darkwing Duck

    Ignatious J Reilly vs. Bill Cypher (PREPARED)
    Roland of Gilead vs. Loki
    Battle Angel Alita vs. Perry the Platypus
    Haruko vs. Michael Jordan

    @Jordan1Kenobi @DarthIntegral
     
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  20. LloydChristmas

    LloydChristmas Baseball and Three-Time Jedi Draft Champion star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    **** I've been running around all week.

    If #9 is a contest in hiding something, prepped Walt is perf. He has like 40 ways to stash cash. He keeps ricin in a wall socket for like a year. He doesn't even get caught by his DEA brother-in-law if he just makes ribs that are a little easier on the stomach.
     
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  21. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC 100 Day Star Wars Challenge Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    Tina Belcher vs. Sarah Connor
    Cameron vs. Spike Spiegel
    Starbuck vs. Walter White (PREPARED) [hiding battle] - Yes, exactly. Walt hid his secrety identity, money and meth for so damn long without getting caught. There's no way he loses this.
    Johnny Blaze TRUMPED with High and Ed McDunnough vs. Drunk Superman

    James Bond WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Alpha One vs. Dr. Zoidberg
    Jessica Fletcher (PREPARED) vs. Batman WITH PREP CONSULTATION FROM Sherlock Holmes
    Fezzik vs. Captain America [hiding battle]
    Babe TRUMPED with Ned Flanders vs. Darkwing Duck

    Ignatious J Reilly vs. Bill Cypher (PREPARED)
    Roland of Gilead vs. Loki
    Battle Angel Alita vs. Perry the Platypus [hiding battle] - Yeah, no way is Perry losing that.
    Haruko vs. Michael Jordan

    @DarthIntegral, your tie breakers are:
    Starbuck vs Walt (prep)
    Blaze, Hi and Ed vs. Drunk Supes
    Alita vs. Perry
     
  22. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It’s a hiding battle? I don’t know what that is but she could literally tear the whole town apart looking for him.
     
  23. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC 100 Day Star Wars Challenge Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    No, no, they each have to hide something from someone. Though tearing down the building could be an effective way of making it harder...
     
  24. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I see, somehow I missed that. In that case, looking at her incredible finesse and dexterity, imagine, if you will, this happening:

    A clear water bottle. The church spire. The sickest bottle flip you have ever seen. Hidden in plain sight.
     
  25. DarthIntegral

    DarthIntegral Baseball Draft Commish star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Walt is going to win a contest on how well you hide things
    And, I mean, Drunk Superman in a diner? Is he even going to be motivated to fight? Or just eat the hangover away? I'll go with Ed/High/Johnny
    I don't listen to @a star war 's arguments as much as I should, so I'm giving Alita the win.



    Final Results

    I'll Be Shaq defeat The Rainbow Connection 7-3
    Singling Lazers to the Face defeat Team, no really, this time heels is going to win 6-4
    Thunder Gun Express defeat Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters 6-4


    Standings:

    I'll Be Shaq 3-0 (21-9)
    Thunder Gun Express 2-1 (19-11)
    Singing Lazers to the Face 2-1 (13-17)
    The Rainbow Connection 1-2 (14-16)
    Team, No Really, This Time Heels is going to win 1-2 (12-18)
    Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters 0-3 (12-18)

    New matches up next ...
     
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2020