Amph The Multi-Fiction Draft

@LloydChristmas @a star war - we getting any arguments?

 

I have nothing to say for myself. I don’t have the energy

 

Reasons to vote I'll Be Shaq...


1. Eleven in the Stranger Things house

2. You have to like read books and stuff? For who the other team is, vs. already knowing Maggie Simpson can **** up your ****

3. Maggie Simpson can **** up your ****

4. Scooby-Doo (introduced 1969...nice) is the original Frank Drebin, who doesn't have this guy with him:

Spoiler

5. Shaq

6. I fear for when Jake the Dog realizes he's been betrayed by Mac/Charlie who have brought a crew to murder him, he might just enlarge himself and eat the entire house and all the other contestants

7. Charlie, btw, is a full-on rapist

8. Late-run Walter White has a beard reminiscent of Ryan Fitzpatrick's, and who will defeat the magic of that thing did everyone see that **** this week


Thank you for your time.

 

Nope.

 

Say that again and I'll draft a Mets pitcher

 

In a month? You’ll forget and take Sticky Francis of the Scranton whoremongers from 1785 or something.

 

*quickly looks up sticky francis*

 

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@cubman987 @Jordan1Kenobi - Let's Judge!

 

Miles Davis would vote for our team given his working relationship w/ Helen Buday who starred alongside Hugo Weaving (somehow not in this draft as either Agent Smith OR V for Vendetta OR Megatron OR Red Skull OR...Elrond I guess, but what a career) in For Love Alone, who himself worked as Megatron alongside Frank Welker aka...Scooby-effin'-Doo, feat. a cohesion boost w/ Nancy Cartwright who voices Maggie Simpson.

Maggie btw, as a baby, pees her pants and then boom full circle...

 

okay, fine, I'll judge first.

I'm going with Thunder Gun Express

I do this for three reasons:

1) It's true that @a star war built an entire team around "you've probably never heard of this character" (plus Constantine). That, to me, gives her team a true (and significant) disadvantage, putting the onus to argue for every bit of respect needed. And, given how our esteemed judges seem to need a reminder every round that Joker is not that Joker, you can see how uphill the battle is when you have to argue and suade our judges. Given that significant disadvantage, the fact that this was pushed to teams suggests that there's actually an advantage there to overcome the inertia and bias against her team.

2) Constantine (Prepared) has memeable possibilities as an inside joke for us, and I'm here for it.

3) Lloyd acted like another Lloyd and didn't submit numbers; like that Lloyd he deserves to lose.

@cubman987 @Jordan1Kenobi

 

I forgot my team name was thunder gun express to be honest

 

FINAL RESULTS

The Rainbow Connection vs. Team, No Really, this time heels is going to win
@tom 4 - 6 @heels1785 - heels wins!

Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters vs. Singing Lazers to the Face
@mnjedi 7 - 3 @Yodaminch - mnjedi wins!

Thunder Gun Express vs. I'll Be Shaq
@a star war 5 - 5 @LloydChristmas - asw wins in TEAMS

Standings

Thunder Gun Express 3-1 (24-16)
I'll Be Shaq 3-1 (26-14)
Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters 2-2 (21-19)
Singing Lazers to the Face 2-2 (16-24)
Team, No Really, This Time Heels is going to win 2-2 (18-22)
The Rainbow Connection 0-4 (16-24)

Final Round in the Round Robin

Rainbow Connection vs. Thunder Gun Express
@tom vs. @a star war

Singing Lazers to the Face vs. I'll Be Shaq
@Yodaminch vs. @LloydChristmas

Team, No Really, This Time Heels is going to win vs. Renegades, Rogues, and Tricksters
@heels1785 vs. @mnjedi

So it looks like the winner of minch vs. lloyd will go to the final. asw will join them with a win, but a loss by Thunder Gun Express opens the door for ... heels to make the finals and finally win a draft!

EDIT: Location for this round is ...

Death Mountain from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of TIme

 

I’m pretty sure I’m 2-2.

 

yep. I gave minch your win. Sorry! Fixed it with an edit.

So, the real picture is if asw and Lloyd win, they get a rematch in the Finals; if either (or both) of them lose ... chaos

 

Come on, tom, do it for heels!

 

i think it's time to admit that my team is not very good, but i will try!

 

I forfeit for heels and also b/c I was left out of the inside joke, RUDE

EDIT: heels in return you need help me draft Baseball Guys since I have to block Inty for comparing me to Fichigan

 

Bump to remind folks to send numbers

 

Did they ever send those numbers