The New K.E.P.P - Kill Evil Palpy Project ( Started by Amilianna) :)

All right, here is a link to our old thread... K.E.P.P
and here is the list of agents and Kelly started.


Motto: Happy Palpy Hunting!

Slogan(Written by DarthIshtar): PULP PALPY--TERM LIMITS FOR TYRANTS IN 2002

Swear-In(Written by Amilianna and LadyKenobi): Please place your right hand on your computer screne and repeat after me.
"I, so and so, also know as agent #, do solomnly swear to torture, plot against, cause permenant damage to, and otherwise harass the Evil Palpy, and to uphold the ideals of K.E.P.P. in all my assignments and duties. So help me Force."

Applying: Post here with intent to apply and your email address

Duties: To torture, plot against, cause permenant damage to, and otherwise harass the Evil Palpy either in your own fan fics, or in your replies on the threads of others! (Please do NOT do this on threads where Palpy is a good guy {they are out there}. Any activities that harass other board members will be cause to revoke your KEPP membership!) Also, if you are a member, please post the threads where your fan fics can be found here on this thread so other KEPP members can find them easily!

Perks: As a member of K.E.P.P. you will be supplied with enough Palpy clones as your heart desires to try out various forms of torture, finding that perfect one before you carry through on the real thing.

Agent List:
Agent 0 - Clarus
Agent 1 - Amilianna (ICQ: 9078396) - K.E.P.P.'s webmistress
Agent 2 - Dark_Soldier
Agent 3 - Yorthen
Agent 4 - Beka
Agent 5 - Chocos_Ramabotti (ICQ: 122054894)
Agent 6 - LadyKenobi
Agent 7 - Alderaan21 - Dr. of Cloning in charge of supplying Palpy clones to dedicated members
Agent 8 - DarkLady27 (ICQ: 115190776) - Mutated Squirel Catcher Extrodinare
Agent 9 - Jedi Obi-Wan (ICQ: 71267395)
Agent 10 - Force_Wielder
Agent 11 - Jennifer513 - Queen of CareBear/Opera Torture
Agent 11.5 - Ana - Alter-Ego of Agent 11
Agent 12 - CeNedra (ICQ: 114992934)
Agent 13 - DarthIshtar
Agent 14 - Maul Brady (ICQ: 3922017) - Designer of K.E.P.P. Flag
Agent 15 - AngelQueen - Maker of "Die, Palpy, Die" attire (official uniforms of K.E.P.P.)
Agent 16 - Rogue...Jedi
Agent 17 - Amidala_Skywalker - Battle Planner
Agent 18 - Anakin's Angel - creator of K.E.P.P. logos
Agent 19 - Ana_Labris
Agent 20 - Jedi-Jae
Agent 21 - Ashamaphone (ICQ: 73202699)
Agent 22 - Daath666 (ICQ: 105001841)
Agent 23 - Pallas-Athena
Agent 24 - Maija Darklighter - Our own Mother Goose
Agent 25 - ThatJediGirl - Yummy Donut Supplier for the KEPP meetings! "They are in the shapes of your favorites Jedi Knight's and evil Sith's. They also come in all flavors!"
Agent 26 - JazzyJedi
Agent 27 - QueenGoddess
Agent 28 - Melyanna
Agent 29 - Jedi Girl of Corellia



Ok hope I didn't forget anything. This in no way makes me the big cheese of this thing, I am just trying to help out a friend. She should return fairly soon ( I hope! ) and take over. Thanks you guys, and enjoy.

Happy Palpy Hunting.

 

::Walks in toting two sub-machine guns and pistols stuck into her belt. Thermal detonators in her pockets. 17 different torture implements in her boot. 9 different knives, one vibroshiv, and zenji needles holding her hair in place. Lightsaber at her hip.::

Agent 13 and her personal arsenal, reporting in!

 

::AngelQueen followes DarthIshtar in carrying the dry cleaned uniforms of the K.E.P.P, her violet lightsabre, her lightsabre, and, using the help of the Force, dozens of books titled, "We're Palpy-Killing Psychos and Proud of it!!!" By Palpy-Killing Psycho Agent 15, known in some circles as AngelQueen::

Agent 15's here too!!! Come get your uniforms, your dartboards, and your copy of "We're Palpy-Killing Psychos and Proud of it!!!"

::Agent 15 laughes maniacly::

Agent 15

 

***Agent 25, ThatJediGirl, walks in, blue lightsaber clipped to her belt, Yummy Donuts for everyone to snack on, and the lastest book by AngelQueen.***

ThatJediGirl says:It has begun!

 

Ish, you're scary enough without all that weaponry! Palpy stands no chance!

 

Hi everybody (turns head to look around) Woo. Look at all da pretty colors .
Agent #8 ready to shred Palpy to pulp hey ThatJediGirl... mind if I have a donut? Please?

 

Oh, the weaponry is just for show, to make morons intimidated. The evil, harmful, belligerent stuff are called brain cells, as you very well know.

 

Yes! we have a new thread!
I'll take some donuts too.
Agent 16

 

Agent 23 reporting in!

*gives little Lukie two-finger salute*

Donuts?

*raises eyebrows*

Can I have one shaped like Yoda?

 

Signing in, briefly. Dang crappy lack of internet...

Must be the work of Palpy!

 

Agent 6 walks in carring her latest torture Palpy idea... Kenny G tapes. Sudders Remindes me of being at the dentist.

Sets tapes down in corner for later use and grabs one of AngelQueen's new books.

Please pass the doughnuts.

 

Sticks a tchka-knife in a jelly donut and tosses it to her.

 

*picks up a dart board and tapes a picture of Palpy to it.*

 

::both halfs of Agent 11½ squeze in the door one on eachside of a large covered bowl::
Jen: We come with a gift for Palpy!
Ana: Ya think we have enough?
Jen: Of course.
::Jen and Ana set the bowl down near the wall::
Ana: I think they what to know what's in the bowl.
Jen: Should we show them?
Ana: Why not?
::Jen and Ana lift the heavy cover off the large bowl::
Jen: Come on you can look, just don't put your hand in!
::you look in the bowl to see a dozen paraná::
Ana: Well what do ya' think?

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|--Jen&Ana--|
|-Agent11½-|
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<><><><><>

They're here!

HPH,
Jennifer Utri, Agent 11

 

pirrhana?

 

::Agent 15 looks up from her little corner of the thread, half buried by books, uniforms, dartboards, and her laptop for reading fanfics::

Donuts? Can I have one of Vader, Ani, and Qui-Gon and lock them in an airtight case so I can look at them? Also, can I have one of Palpy so I can chop him up b/f I eat him?

::Agent 15 grabs a pair of knives from... someplace we don't want to know about and prepares to chop up da Palpy donut::

Toodles!

Agent 15

 

Ana here!

Our 'Mom', Jennifer513, guessed we needed out own user name! So this is our first solo post. Yea! Jen and I just thought we drop this great place a line.

::Ana looks back at their last post::

Grr ... &%$*ing spell-checker! It changes my words even when I tell it to leave them alone!

Donuts! Gime a Yoda one so I can eat his ears off!

~Ana, Agent 11½ (The dark half)

P.s. Go check our bio!

 

Carrying a simple DL-44, Agent 12 wanders into the room. Tossing a dart at Palpy Dearest's heart, she glances around for more targets.

Donuts? A dozen Palps, please. I'm taking Palpy torture to the next level--I'll give the donuts to my brother and his friends. Ten year olds. *shudder*

Oh yeah . . . lazy salute. Twelve ready for action, Action.

EDIT= Changin' thirteen to twelve. Sooooooowwwwies Ishy! I'm a ditz (as certain people who know me can testify to *grin*)

 

Agent 18..Back!

Oh cool..K.E.P.P's back and so arwe those donuts I see. May I have a few dozen Palpy donuts oh and also do you sell Anakin Skywalker ones???

If so I'll have about 20 dozen!!!! Glad to be back. Oh hey Jen and Ana....got your own username...hope to see you around

Amidala

 

Oh great Masters O' The Palpy Torture, would you honor me by allowing me to join your ranks?

jazzyjedila@aol.com

 

Um, Nedra, I love ya dearly and you're a great reader and all, but you wrote 13 and Thirteen in reference to yourself. You see, I am 13. My lucky number is 13. Therefore, as in your sig, you are 12.

 

*Kee looks around in the room*

*A delighted smile appears on her face*

My, what do we have here...!

*Her whole being radiates evil pleasure*

Can't believe I haven't had time to check this out until now! As the Guardian of the Chosen One, I'm sworn to fight anyone who dares harm him in any way (yeah, that so includes Yoda!) And who harms him more than the wrinkled corpse?

Hrm...

*presses her hand agains the screen*

I, so and so, also know as agent 26 (it's 26, right?), do solomnly swear to torture, plot against, cause permenant damage to, and otherwise harass the Evil Palpy, and to uphold the ideals of K.E.P.P. in all my assignments and duties. So help me Force.

My email is kee_jedi@hotmail.com

Don't have the links to my fics (because I'm too tired to get them, it's in the middle of the night here!), but I assure you, Palpy will meet a painful fate in each and everyone of them!

So, anyone have some oil to cook him in?

*Kee smiles, and every flower within a mile dies*

Let's play...

 

Kenny G tapes- my like 60 year old science teacher for 8th grade last year made us listen to them while doing our work- it was torture- pure torture. All day. Everyday.



I see everyone likes my donuts- and today I brought some Yummy IceCream Sandwiches!

 

Yeah!!! Does that include timbits?? hehehehe

 

::Agent 15 walks in, shaking her head:: Its official people! I am totally insane!

I just had this really weird thought! All the members of the K.E.P.P should get transported to AGFFA!! We'd get to meet Vader and slowly torture the real Palpy!!

Oh, just think of a fanfic like that! See what I mean? I have to have gone totally insane! And I have everyone here and everyone over at the Lovers Cantina to thank for it!!

::Agent 15 finally passes out from the emotional strain of being totally insane::