*The Offical Pillow Fight Thread v. 10.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Strikes Back*

*shoots pillow blaster*

 

*whacks S_P*

 

*Steps infront of pillow-lazers...* Aahhh!!! *Ignites Pillow Lightsaber and deflects pillow-lazers back at S_P*

 

*whacks Ty with an anti-jet-lag pillow*

*whacks Maharg very hard*

*whacks LordVader28 with a welcome pillow* Welcome!

*whacks CS with a sand pillow*

*whacks VA with a popsicle pillow*

 

*whacks CW with a thanks pillow*

 

Why did I get a congrats pillow?




well, I won teh-mole game! so mwahahah!

 

*whacks Ty with a you're welcome pillow*

*whacks Agent with a mole pillow* Surely you can figure out why. And please don't tell me to stop calling you Shirley!

 

*whacks CW with an Airplane movie pillow*

A classic.

 

Surely you can figure out why. And please don't tell me to stop calling you Shirley!

 

*whacks Ty with an Animal House movie pillow*

*whacks Agent with a look-at-your-signature pillow*

 

*wahcks CW with a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation pillow*

 

*whacks Ty with a Christmas tree pillow*

 

*whacks Ty with a Chevy Chase pillow*

*whacks C_W with a candy cane pillow*

 

*whacks VA with a ribbon candy pillow*

 

*wraps CW in wrapping paper*

*whacks VA with an Uncle Eddie pillow*

 

*unwraps herself*

*puts Ty in a cardboard box*

 

*pops out* Surprise!

*whacks CW with a Santa pillow*

 

*whacks C_W with Zagnuts*

*whacks Ty with a "Merry Christmas!" as I empty my chemical toilet into his sewer drain*

 

*whacks Ty with a jack-in-the-box pillow and a good night pillow*

*whacks VA with almonds and a good night pillow*

 

*whacks C_W with a Sweet Dreams pillow*

 

*whacks CW with a good night pillow*

*whacks VA with a and squirrel in the house pillow*

 

They've all gone mad! . . . Which means I'll fit right in.

*goes back to the v. 8.0 pillow fight thread, breaks through the lock and get his pillow suncrusher*

YEEEHAAA!

*flies around, firing pillow cannons at everything that moves*

 

AAAAAAAHHH!

*gets hit by pillows*

 

*whacks myself with a colors pillow*

 

*whacks Agent for having colors*