*The Offical Pillow Fight Thread v. 10.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Strikes Back*

*Whacks Kilo with a plum sauce pillow*

 

Plum sauce?

*whacks DG with kiwi pillow!*

 

*Whacks Kilo with a tangerine pillow*

 

*whacks DG with a sour lemon pillow and pushes him out of the window*

 

*Pulls Kilo out with me*

*Whacks Kilo with a green apple trots pillow*

 

*climbs back up*

*drops piles of pillows on DG*



Grrrr...... OPPM

 

I wish OPPM would just die already.

*Whacks Kilo with a pepper corn pillow*

 

*whacks D_G and Kilo with a pillow*

 

*Whacks kfel with a pillow*

 

*whacks D_G with a Sweetie Pie pillow*

 

*Whacks kfel with a pillow*

 

*whacks D_G with a really big pillow* this one is from Sam

 

Thanks Sam.

*Whacks kfel with a nice soft fluffy pillow*

 

oh no a new pillow fight thread!

 

*whacks D_G with a Big bird pillow*

 

*Whacks Droideka with a Dalak pillow*

*Whacks kfel with a Snufalufagus pillow*

 

*growls at newbies*

 

*whacks Tracy with a pillow*

 

*Ignites light saber and growls back at Droideka*

*Whacks Droideka with a your joints are now rusted and won't move pillow*

*Whacks AS with a brick pillow*

 

*Walks in half drunk and swinging a light saber*

Hi!

 

Siri,what are you doing?You're not even old enough to drink.

*Whacks Siri with a hangover pillow*

 

Just because she's not old enough doesn't mean it's wrong...

*whacks DG with a 'be fair' pillow*

 

*whacks SP and DG with a pillow as big as Texas.

 

*Whacks SP with a pillow*

According to the law yeah it is.

I was just teasing her though.
I started at 14 myself.
As long as she doesn't start the drug thing.
I did that for close to twenty years and really screwed up my life.
I've been clean for three years and sober for about a year and a half now.
I just don't want to see anyone else go through what I did.
I lost a lot of friends because of drinking and drugs to death and it nearly killed me too.
Also going to jail several times was no fun.

*Whacks Kilo with a grenade pillow*

 

Very loooonnnngg story. But I'm stotally tober. I swear to drunk I'm not god.

*Slices open multiple pillows*