The **Official** Pillow Fight Thread V. 6.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Menace

two things at once ,cool

 

Guppies shall rule the world!

**whacks everyone with a wax pillow**

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I think they already do

*wacks HE*

 

Glub Glub!

**whacks everyone with a very large spatula shaped pillow**

Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!

**destroys OPPM with a rusty spoon**

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hey, what happened to the spork?

 

It died, Its buried behind my house.

Alas poor Sporik! I knew him well!

**whacks evryone**

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poor spork

i gtg,laterz

 

Goodbye cruel adventure game!

He

 

Right...

 

*walks in and whacks everyone*

*looks around*

What a slow day.

*leaves a big post-it-note saying, "I love JediLeeora! " *

*walks out*

 

He!! You little guppy, you!
People I like: He, my Master, my Apprentice, all Chiss palls, and many many more people!


*whacks everybody* Ikea sells Swedish sandwiches and they're weird!

 

*whacks Pelly*

Why thank you?

Have you tryed Lidl?

 

Lidl, Aldi, Spar...yes. Tried it all. All not good. Allthough Lidl and Aldi sell good saltzstangen. Hmmm!

*whacks Spar cuz it's pathetic*

 

*whacks Pelly*

Hey, Spar's one of the better ones here!

 

We like Aldi and Lidl better, partly cuz there aren't much Spar shops out here.
And the Spar commercials make us cry

*whacks Spar commercials*

 

*whacks them also*

Why, what do they do?

They can't be worse than the KFC adverts can they?

 

Thank god, we don't get the KFC out here.
Spar: all these happy German people dancing, dubbed in Dutch. With this song..uuugh!

*whacks song*

 

Yeah, I can imagine.

I just hate the adverts that have bad music played over them.

*whacks all soul musicians for having such a bad type of music.*

 

*whacks Cobra* Sorry, my Apprentice.

 

Why sorry?

*whack back*

 

**whacks all**

I'm back!

He

 

*whacks He*

Oh, no...

 

I'm not that bad...
guppies ae generaly quiet.

**whacks everyone**

Is pelly gone already?

He

 

I don't know.

 

ohw can thee be so much that you don't know, you don't know...

**whack cobra**

your the only one around...

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